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I hate that I can’t just yell “YO FUCKING CHILL” at people. Some motherfuckers need to just fucking chill.

Ugh

When’s a good time to call someone out on their obvious frenzy?

Having to put on a mask, even online, as an event organizer is really fucking difficult and feels so fucking shitty dude. I’m so full of emotion right now and I have to act like everything is fine. It’s fucked.

One @bruisecollector.bsky.social tied by @kissmedeadlydoll.bsky.social

I need a damn break.

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“See you there!!”
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.

Sextile slays, how was that show not sold out???

It’s fucking hilarious how much republicans completely disregard Flag Code. Point it out to them, show much much more American you are then the fascists.

My type seems to be woman in STEM who are way more goth than they look and also have a background in Irish dance.

🗣️Stop putting new bottoms in TK suspensions before fully drilling into their brains the RISKS AND HANDS CHECKS.

“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry”

“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”

“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”

“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”

You see what’s happening, right?

Really big into turning comments off on Fetlife lately. Try it out. It’s just kinda annoying when people message you about your post instead.

That’s probable! They’re still more sensitive than they used to be. But it has been a bit over three months. I’m also a hemophiliac so it’s very likely

Can we end the trend of “professionalism” in Fetlife messages please? You don’t need to type that shit out like a corporate email. I’m not some CEO, just a fuckin loser who says absolute dumb bullshit 24/7. I’m not gonna respond with anything but “fuck yeah, dawg!” energy.

No one told me that after my vasectomy, I wouldn’t produce nearly as much cum. And I’m kinda mad about it. Used to be a big cummer, now it’s nothing more than a few squirts.

It’s weird how someone can come into your life out of nowhere and become such a positive, incredible and important person to you so quickly.

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“EvEryThInGs BiGgEr iN tExAs” damn bitch, that’s crazy. Is everything slower too? DRIVE.

🧵A president posting AI war porn of himself in uniform with a burning Chicago skyline and threatening an American city with the ‘Department of WAR’? That’s not patriotism, that’s authoritarian cosplay. Immigration enforcement is supposed to be about law, courts, and safety
CONTD

Real revenge bedtime hours.

I need a day where I can just eat too much RSO and blast the fuck off. I’ve earned it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…

Masturbating would be great right now but my cat is laying in my lap. So no masturbation for me I guess.:(

Yo I got Dropout TV or whatever the fuck it is and I love it.

Time to make a life change and try to become a sexuality coach. I have so much anxiety about this already.

You know what’s super easy? Just not being a piece of shit. Why do people insist on being pieces of shit?

Sour cream and onion chips would fuuuuuuuuuuuuck right now.

Need macking cheese