River Blackearth

Good lord, please touch grass and don't spend your whole day cooking your brain on Twitter.

Fellas, is signing your name with the actual letters, instead of a gigantic X, woke? Should I be able to read what I sign or trust the man at the company store to filter out the woke for me?

I wonder what the import duties might be...

Or you could try thinking about more than one thing at a time.

I can think about more than one thing at a time. You guys should try it!

I, myself, refuse to be embarrassed because someone else's grandpa is shitting the bed.

This is legitimately one of the wildest claims I've ever seen on the Internet and that is really saying something.

Is that Brawndo?

Tom can do the damn thing. People just don't want to take him seriously because he's obviously so
invested-- and trying/ caring a lot is "cringe."

Dirty deeds. Done dirt cheap.

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Y'all got anymore of them hedge gaps? Asking for America.😬😆
Good night, Hookland.
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Now we can't even get a decent cup of coffee without having to think about Trump. SMH.

Buzzwords are the magic wands of online ✨INTELLECTUALS✨
They try to dazzle and hypnotize you with bullshit so that your preconceived notions lead you to the conclusions you all desire while convincing yourselves your collective genius is such that where you end up can never be questioned. Magic!🪄

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Thank you for complaining about liberals and the Left so that I can block you. Circular firing squads aren't my thing and I love being alerted to their presence so that I can avoid them entirely.

In 2.5 years that new White House ballroom will be filled with exhausted GOP operatives, quietly weeping as they lean on each other, forced to dance, dance, dance for the pleasure of the madman who loathes rest, begging each other for sweet release like Jane Fonda in "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

Cardinals tribs continue to mount.

I think there’s a big difference between “all hope is lost” and “I have lost hope” and in climate it is really important to distinguish between the two. My personal feelings, your personal feelings are not the limits of our collective politics.

"Voter fraud" and "noncitizen voting" are white supremacist bugaboos.

Is it not happening or are you not listening?

Who needs IVF when you can have an adjudicated rapist dictating your healthcare choices for the foreseeable future?

EPA Moves to Roll Back Endangerment Finding, Threatening Climate Action Scientists, environmental advocates say the move further endangers our planet and clean air

EPA has proposed getting rid of its finding that GHGs endanger human health & welfare and axing emissions standards for motor vehicles

To support the move, DOE has issued a report contesting the underlying climate science

www.sierraclub.org/sierra/epa-m...

*Pretends to be shocked.*
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Those poor kids.

The patriarchy hurts men as much as does women. And nothing makes that clearer than this “male loneliness epidemic.” Men are lonely because after subscribing to hyper-patriarchal dogma about toxic masculinity for years they have become so off putting women would rather be alone than endure it.

here to report that someday the hundreds of notes you emailed yourself eventually can move from your inbox and into a book chapter

For farms struggling with commercial bee loss, California native plants and bees could be key Research is showing that California native plants growing next to, say, avocado groves is good for the orchard and for all kinds of pollinators.

“California is home to 1,600 species of native bees — nearly 10% of the world's bee species …

But for decades, U.S. farms have relied on just one fragile species: the European honeybee.” 🧪

My husband needs to see this so that he knows he's not alone in peeling a disappointed partner off the floor over a seemingly minor media incident. These things happen!😬

Don’t let them forget, ever, and don’t be distracted: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Infinity

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I will never forget how they ruined her look and called it progress. Never.
That was unforgivable.