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AD account of a certain mutt who doesn't like to post horny on main. ๐Ÿ”ž of course, and I'd appreciate it if you kept everything you see here quiet and separate from my public alias.

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art by SuperTuler of my husband, left, in his mint tiger form, and Jay, right, hat backwards, kissing a very happy, derpy blue wolf, me!

art by SuperTuler of my husband, left, in his mint tiger form, and Jay, right, hat backwards, kissing a very happy, derpy blue wolf, me!

I had an OBSCENELY happy birthday, perfectly represented and capstoned by this piece Jay got us by the amazing @supertuler.art

12.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everything ๐Ÿ˜

03.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sandalf laying on the couch one leg raised and cumming hands free from the vibrator.

Sandalf laying on the couch one leg raised and cumming hands free from the vibrator.

Sketchin around! Made a @sandalf.fluff.dad

03.11.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 851    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Picture shows Cyrus, a big mutt, and Javi, a lynx, both anthropomorphic. Cyrus is wearing a harness and he's using it to strap Javi to himself sort of loosely, while using him as a cock sleeve and cumflating his gut, making it bigger. Loads of cum are falling down from the lynx's stretched out ass, sliding down the dog's huge balls while he keeps pumping more and more in. Their faces are of absolute pleasure, Cyrus' closing an eye and smiling with trembling lips and an open mouth, slobber falling on the feline's head, and Javi's also smiling with droopy eyelids and eyes rolling back in bliss, his pupils half under the eyelids without focusing anything in particular.

Picture shows Cyrus, a big mutt, and Javi, a lynx, both anthropomorphic. Cyrus is wearing a harness and he's using it to strap Javi to himself sort of loosely, while using him as a cock sleeve and cumflating his gut, making it bigger. Loads of cum are falling down from the lynx's stretched out ass, sliding down the dog's huge balls while he keeps pumping more and more in. Their faces are of absolute pleasure, Cyrus' closing an eye and smiling with trembling lips and an open mouth, slobber falling on the feline's head, and Javi's also smiling with droopy eyelids and eyes rolling back in bliss, his pupils half under the eyelids without focusing anything in particular.

And, since Halloween is now over, this is the day to day version, without seasonal adornments. Featuring the sexy @cynicalcapra.bsky.social ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

#FurryArt

01.11.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Gift piece done for Protowlf! nice sword

29.10.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 646    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy halloween ๐Ÿ‘ป

29.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1619    ๐Ÿ” 387    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Picture shows Cyrus, a big mutt, and Javi, a lynx, both anthropomorphic. Cyrus is wearing a harness and he's using it to strap Javi to himself sort of loosely, while using him as a cock sleeve and cumflating his gut, that's painted like a pumpkin, making it bigger. Loads of cum are falling down from the lynx's stretched out ass, sliding down the dog's huge balls while he keeps pumping more and more in. Their faces are of absolute pleasure, Cyrus' painted like a skull, closing an eye and smiling with trembling lips and an open mouth, slobber falling on the feline's head, and Javi's also smiling with droopy eyelids and eyes rolling back in bliss, his pupils half under the eyelids without focusing anything in particular. The lynx also shows plenty of bite and scratch marks, due to the mutt's wild treatment

Picture shows Cyrus, a big mutt, and Javi, a lynx, both anthropomorphic. Cyrus is wearing a harness and he's using it to strap Javi to himself sort of loosely, while using him as a cock sleeve and cumflating his gut, that's painted like a pumpkin, making it bigger. Loads of cum are falling down from the lynx's stretched out ass, sliding down the dog's huge balls while he keeps pumping more and more in. Their faces are of absolute pleasure, Cyrus' painted like a skull, closing an eye and smiling with trembling lips and an open mouth, slobber falling on the feline's head, and Javi's also smiling with droopy eyelids and eyes rolling back in bliss, his pupils half under the eyelids without focusing anything in particular. The lynx also shows plenty of bite and scratch marks, due to the mutt's wild treatment

I asked @cynicalcapra.bsky.social how could I make my pumpkin bigger, and he seemed to come up with a great idea! I may not be able to walk later, but it's not like a cock warmer needs to anyways ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

#FurryArt

30.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And I'd love to share it with you both :3

26.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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weโ€™re all friends right?

24.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 237    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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I always liked the infinite dragonflight from WoW and ever since they introduced the new drakonid models, i really wanted to get a character like that.
Awesome commission done by @nebelviper.bsky.social

24.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Delicate ๐Ÿ’, delicious ๐Ÿ‘.

17.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3306    ๐Ÿ” 662    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Mental state sucks rn. I bet being naked with friends would help.

16.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
M2 flexing in tank top, sticker over face

M2 flexing in tank top, sticker over face

I am out of creatine, my multivitamin, and protein powder. My 'vital' drugs are covered by my clinic, so, just no more bulking.

Life is kicking my ass. Had to sell my car, pick up OT, and cancel my trips for the rest of the year to make ends meet.

If you are able to help, I have Amazon and Ko-Fi.

16.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2 is better than 1 โ€” 3 would be even better. Who wants to be in the middle? @artpopwasabop.bsky.social

10.07.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1305    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Bit, drenched and VERY content :3

๐ŸŽจ: @frickpop.bsky.social

13.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜ก

01.05.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1754    ๐Ÿ” 312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Someone's screenshot of a two-post twitter thread, from user blue (@bluewmist):

the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it's called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don't care, but because you care too much.

you don't need lower standards. you need less self-worth tangled up in your goals. the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are.

Someone's screenshot of a two-post twitter thread, from user blue (@bluewmist): the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it's called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don't care, but because you care too much. you don't need lower standards. you need less self-worth tangled up in your goals. the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are.

Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).

02.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8195    ๐Ÿ” 3606    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 191
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Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

25.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2414    ๐Ÿ” 802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58
Fat fox trying to pull his pants up, but they're a bit too tight! Dialogue says: "I outgrew another pair of pants already?! He's probably thinking of putting me on a diet..." "FATTER."

Fat fox trying to pull his pants up, but they're a bit too tight! Dialogue says: "I outgrew another pair of pants already?! He's probably thinking of putting me on a diet..." "FATTER."

Fat fox doodlin' :3 #furry #furryart

26.09.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big dog ๐Ÿ˜

25.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2119    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

We are just a little under 70% on our LAST day to raise 200 pledges for this!

www.makeship.com/petitions/me...

25.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The last couple days have been incredibly exhausting, and every day for the near future may potentially be just as bad. Driving a couple hours each day for appointments isn't terrible, but so far, they've left me feeling sick and worn-out. Send nudes and belly rubs, please. ๐Ÿ’€

I'm gonna go sleep.

25.09.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I... Really don't know how to answer this. ._. Sorry to disappoint.

23.09.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

9. Hmmm... I think it varies by person. Obviously I love bellies and balls and dicks, but everyone's body is so different that, for example, the same weight between multiple people can look VERY different based on how it's distributed. All bodies and body parts can be equally beautiful.

23.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8. The relatively simple answer for this one is far more than the sum of its parts: I look for quality of character.

Being a good person can take many different forms, but in general, being genuine, kind, honest, caring, compassionate, thoughtful, etc., is far more attractive to me than looks.

23.09.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess it's time to revive this?

7. Multiple, which is a problem when it's so very rare that such an opportunity ever presents itself. X_X

23.09.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DeadStrayBear's characters Captain Feral (top) and Boyear Tiptree (bottom) sleeping on hammocks inside a pirate ship, the captain's penis peeking out of the hammock, exciting the pirate below

DeadStrayBear's characters Captain Feral (top) and Boyear Tiptree (bottom) sleeping on hammocks inside a pirate ship, the captain's penis peeking out of the hammock, exciting the pirate below

Doing a trade with @deadstraybear.bsky.social for Talk like a Pirate day! I'm doing his pirates, he's doing mine!

20.09.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4204    ๐Ÿ” 840    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Bottom up view of dick and balls

Bottom up view of dick and balls

Cock?
On a Friday?
Groundbreaking.
#FCF

19.09.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I like this brush

19.09.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 410    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions

Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue)

West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue) West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

18.09.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22979    ๐Ÿ” 6872    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 855    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1394

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