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Gotta say I've never had the urge to and its always a difficult subject to approach, every time I've gone to the pub and they ask what I'd like and I smile and show them a finger I usually get barred, then I walk home wishing they'd crap a cactus ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

11.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been in a relationship since I was 23 now 43 and loving being single, the whole bed to myself, sit and read without interuptions and I can bounce around the house to my music like a lemur on a caffeine rush and nobody around to critise although my basset give me funny looks sometimes

06.02.2026 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the saying goes, nobody is above the law and this stands as a case, if its not pushed and prosecuted it undermines the law, its a landmark moment and needs to happen or are they trying to wait until all defendents die of old age

01.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find trump rising to presidency kind of inspired me to do better,if you take everything that's wrong in a nation, greed, dishonesty, racism,ignorance and put it all together and paint it orange and that glob of vileness can become president, then you decent folk can be anything,shoot for the stars

29.01.2026 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope they're there to protect the peaceful protesters, come to something when the national guard is called up to protect their own people from government linch mobs in uniform if they're on the right side of history

27.01.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would of really liked to of gone and seen it, but my schedule won't allow it, as I've a far more interesting hobby taking my time up, watching my finger nails grow is far more riveting

27.01.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm never gonna be a world record holder for anything great, but to make a film that's gonna be the biggest flop, after this film, rules that claim to fame out for me as I'm sure my debut film of "watching grass grow" might get atleast nine tickets

27.01.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a go fund me for legal proceedings too, then nail every senator who is complicite to it as well. So many loudly preached their rights in amendments against a tyrannical government but now very quiet, now is the time to use those rights and do it legally

27.01.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After hearing the news that there's a film about melania trump, I've decided to launch my film producer and directors career,my first film will be "watching paint dry" followed by the sequel "watching grass grow" and the grand finale will be "reservoir spotting"

27.01.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Collectors piece in fifty years, like buying a ticket to see Eva braun getting her ego stroked, one of a kind an there's always someone that'll buy it unfortunately

27.01.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only reason one person bought the ticket is in twenty yes it night be a collectors piece, only one of its kind, but wouldn't hold my breath

27.01.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are โ€˜softโ€™ Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vueโ€™s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy
26.01.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 620    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Half of the them, their compasses came without needles

25.01.2026 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, to say trump is nutter than a squirrel fart is insulting to flatulent squirrels and unfortunately that nutter hangs around like fart in PVC pants. Point him to the padded room telling him it the board of peace new conference room then lock the door quick

25.01.2026 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Swap the nuclear football with this, he will never know, hey and it could keep him quiet for hours, until he throws a tantrum because he's not heard any booms

25.01.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ex British soldier here, I'd love to help but unfortunately I'm just clocking off for my tea break, it's jolly thirsty work holding back, maybe after lunch. Have a spiffing fine day good chaps, toodle pips

25.01.2026 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put the pressure on your senators and the likes, your own elected representatives together have the power to stop this,if they won't put their head above the parapet then why would another nation against a huge military power

25.01.2026 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to say the same thing... hey but atleast we only hang back, according to him, if we were like trump we'd of found a way to dodge being drafted,by getting a doctor who rented an office from his dad to give him a medical exemption for bone spurs

25.01.2026 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will weaken every country in NATO, but isn't that what Putin wants. With that then all the ICE stuff, 1930s repeating itself

25.01.2026 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an outsider watching events in America,if they can justify and get away with shooting a person in the face then this is believable,wonder they haven't built trebuchets yet to fling them over trump wall

23.01.2026 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a European I've voiced my view *it's just that, my view, not like I can vote* just to be told I'm not American,can't vote so my opinion doesn't matter so stay out of it, but when his actions affect the rest of the world, it is our business and I hope the American people get rid of him

21.01.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So basically banning authors and books, someone did that once before an it didn't end well.

27.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooow next pay day I will have to pick them both up, it's been far to long since I last bought a book ( 3 weeks)

10.11.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, not that I do any of them swipey thingies

09.11.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss having a jetski, but now I live inland there's not much point as most the lakes here won't allow them. How did you like it?

16.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should be classed as treason, but I bet nothing will come of it

26.09.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see misogyny isn't his only flaw

11.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My father always said praying should only be done with dirty hands, the hands dirty through trying to fix it yourself first and preying is last resort

29.07.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the ones they can publish, ive heard far worse

29.07.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The janitor, I heard isn't a bad sort either, although he's only got a face for radio and they lock him in the broom cupboard during broadcasting

29.07.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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