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Hey do you like to visit the OBX for a great vacation? Want to move here because of the wonderful location? Well fucking don’t! The natives hate your fucking guts and want the sea to swallow you or for you to get awful sand rashes. Stay in NY, PA, NJ, OH & especially VA!!!!

Nile Rodgers was such a powerhouse in the 70/80s music scene. And Diana Ross was always killing it.

Florida, visit for the Mouse, stay because you died of something preventable.

That’s a strange tourism campaign.

Not all heroes wear capes

I’m sure Californians can pick up some towels and some poorly manufactured small appliances somewhere else.

The problem is wingnut Republicans see “Democrat” and start yammering on about how Democrats started the Klan, are the real racists, etc. It’s an entire group who have never heard of the Southern Strategy.

I’d put every dime I got on a bet even those elderly hippies could whip his pasty ass.

Come for the mocking, stay for the triggered MAGA 🤣🤣

Big Balls apparently can’t throw them hands. Pussy.

“Do you LOOOOVEE Donald Trump, and have worked with, or for, the Heritage Foundation or Fox News?”

“Yes.”

“Welcome aboard!”

I hate his ass with the intensity of a thousand suns…but I hold deeper disdain for the people who are fans of his.

The issue is the parents of these boys co-oped parenting to the internet and didn’t pay attention, primarily because they themselves were wrapped up in the digital world. You want to raise a decent human being, be fucking present.

What’s this simple bitch on about?

If you asked AI to draw a pedophile…well, there it is

Tim Scott protects pedophiles. Full stop.

Because the boys these days are mad because no girl wants anything to do with them and they are lashing out. Add that they have inferiority complexes because girls are working them in academics and you get this.

I lived in rural NH once, can confirm.

I’m pro choice and love my kid too….weird huh? And I don’t need validation or to “humanize” it. Is it not humanized already?

These dumb motherfuckers love some alliteration

Not if it’s a vaccine made out of raw milk and raw sewage, which he drinks and swims in.

I’ll take things that won’t happen for a thousand, Alex.

“Hey, we are ready to bus them in, put them up in small cabins, provide small meals for them and give them Sunday mornings off.”

Why does that sound like something else?

I hope he’s fucking dentist is in good shape. Working on that mouth has got to be quite the endeavor.

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When I saw “kicker” I immediately thought Butker… Fuck that guy and I’m saying that with my whole chest.

Remember when Politico didn’t suck donkey dick? Good times.

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So…I paid $3 more for a big container of Folgers from Costco this week than I did 4 months ago, from ~$16 to $19. But please continue to tell me how tariffs are helping me.

Well, when you have an electorate who couldn’t spell economics w/o a dictionary you can say whatever the hell you want and they’re none the wiser.

He’s a bitch ass punk. Next question?

About as likely as Epstein.