joe camel

I live in New York City in the year 2025.

The president is a convicted felon.
The mayor of NYC is an indicted felon.
The secretary of defense is a Fox News host.
The secretary of transportation is a Fox News host.

The very worst people in America are in charge of America.

the way my girl and my dog snuggle/sleep next to me while i play games might be the best feeling on the planet

Ichiro Suzuki has been elected to baseball’s Hall of Fame, the first Japanese player chosen. He’ll be inducted this July along with CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner in Cooperstown. apnews.com/article/ichi...

colts & eagles fan is an odd combo. but also my two teams.

For all the doubters, how are these not the same?

“hey babe, wake up. new official barnyard head canon just dropped”

ok. if all cows are girls then explain this…???

sometimes the pokémon pocket gods smile upon us

oof. they said let’s make pikachu EX decks better to 🥲
#Pokemon

this card could be dangerous too..

#pokemon

this card is about to change the game in TCGPocket ✍🏼

wait a second. i’m pretty sure iruka wasn’t on team 7 🤔💭
#naruto

my little cousin’s boyfriend told me i look kinda like bradley cooper tonight. gonna ride that high for like a week

how is vox origins 👀

oh and if a baby cries for too long i’ve found the pillow has multiple uses

did a lot of solo flying while in the service. download a TV show you like or audio book or podcast. bring some headphones and a small pillow and you’ll be fine. just make sure you get to the flight check in a little early.

I saw Aaron Rodgers in the home goods section of a Walmart pull his pants down and fart on a throw pillow. I went up to him to tell him that's not ok to do in a place with children and he just stared at me and took a tub of sour cream out of his cart and put it behind the fitted sheets.

the gods almost shined their light down on us on this day

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yeah that show is a classic. i bet it’s not technically considered anime but to this pasty white guy, anime can be made anywhere.
this is another one of my favorite “anime” that’s not technically japanese animation.

‘Fog Hill of Five Elements’
REALLY GOOD if you haven’t watched.

I love this ~4,500-year-old letter from someone called Babi.

“I really began to worry! Why are you and Ibbi-ilum quarrelling at home? Live as one!”

Ancient attempt at couples therapy by a friend? Who knows, but Babi immediately follows the advice with a request — of all things — for sesame oil

funny bc real

i like the cards they’re shiny and i can wiggle them. it compels me

to be fair i’ve spent about $140usd

Pocket TCG fam don’t judge me

Selfie

I can't believe I lasted all 8 rounds at 52 years old (particularly after waking up at 3:30 am)!

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Welp, I hope we're all proud of ourselves.

Let's take some time to reflect on what we did here.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Day 5

#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.