RuttingPig

From my ass to my mouth, via the couch. You know, for lightly depraved nights at home.

Advantage of being larger than everyone and only learning how to make human facial expressions in my 30s is that the only fist fight I get into is deciding who gets your mitts first.

love seeing my load spilling out.
@ruttingpig.bsky.social

@ruttingpig.bsky.social always makes me feel spoiled.

I mean I care less about that than I do the store

I mean, I can take you to the factory AFTER you gape me.

Why, yes

Can I offer you a wrecked @jupytr.dad cum-soaked hole in this trying time?

Helpful for the Grass-type gym leader battle tho

Happy Birthday December week 2 pup buddy!

it’s a team effort.

She’ll fill with you regret, it’ll leave you numb. Kinda dark considering she’s baking plant mom vibe.

This isn’t assuming the position, it’s defining it.

Too kind 🙈

made a mess this morning

Wanna get in there and see my new ink?

Oh we can 150% arrange that, my ass has its own zip code.

Huh. I seem to have my ass and back out again. 🤔

Then I would be more of a giant man baby than usual.

I can neither confirm nor deny that rumor. Aside from all the compelling evidence

I mean I sure hope so 🤣😘

Hello from the other side (of the planet).

participating in today’s fat cock friday

Just a quiet night in with @jupytr.dad

We don’t have enemies at this stage of our lives, pup. We got better than that. We just have a corpse or two behind us!

mirror selfie wearing leather vest and jockstrap

really loving leather lately

Please don’t ruin this for me. “Hey, brah, bork arwoo” is not what I need to hear, ever.

Day of the tentacle! 😍

Arwoooo!