@checksum.bsky.social
Founder & CEO of @pyro.host Part-time Twitch Streamer! https://twitch.tv/checksumvt
somebody get me a smart thermostat please oh my god why
11.01.2026 03:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
now for some sosig
24.11.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Y'ALL I FIGURED OUT THE CHEATCODE AND Y'ALL CALLED ME CRAZY FOR BLENDING PANCAKE MIX. MOST PERFECT LOOKING PANCAKES I HAVE EVER MADE
24.11.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
god fucking damn it <\3
24.11.2025 02:10 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
fan controlled trans flag
22.11.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my eye hurt
13.11.2025 23:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED ADDERALL FOR MY ADHD SO BAD I JUST WENT INTO THE KITCHEN 10 HOURS LATER BEFORE BED AND I LEFT THE OVEN ON THE WHOLE TIME
12.11.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
lol oops taking off the top of the Italian seasoning bottle was a mistake
11.11.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
that moment you forget to put steel on the bus and you need to blue science
11.11.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I dunno what to tell you girl ๐ญ I spiced the fuck out of this pizza tho I'ma be eating good in 15 minutes
11.11.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
they substituted my frozen meat pizza for cheese so I'm making this shit count
11.11.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1don't do it she flooded my house
25.09.2025 03:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Y'all I might be fucked.
Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey.
I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.
legend has it if you take estrogen with lemonade you'll be visited by queen blahaj and she will bestow upon you an unlimited supply
23.09.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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03.04.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2isn't that what politicians do?
06.05.2025 15:33 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0actually.. why are guns shaped as hair dryers?
30.04.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0why are hair dryers shaped as guns
29.04.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0currently drinking vodka spiked milos lemonade as one of my developers just managed to setup a working nixos kubernetes cluster in 20 minutes when we couldn't get it truly working perfectly for years
25.04.2025 04:56 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0happy easter everybody!! ๐ธ
20.04.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0anyways its 2:30 in the morning and I have to sleep so goodnight everyone zzz
19.04.2025 07:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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I refrigerate peanut butter
18.04.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1I had a dream, that I knew things, things that if I said publicly, would better the world while making my life unlivable, then I realized, that's not a dream, and that's the reality I live in.
I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
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making a birthday cake for me ๐
10.03.2025 02:46 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
how can I be this dyslexic while ordering two of these ONLINE, how does this even happen??
09.03.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm 19 now
08.03.2025 06:10 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0y'all sliding down a wooden floor hallway in socks is gonna be what kills me it's so fun
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