BearPascal

She Karl on my Gorsch till I yaaah hoo hoo hooey

The prophecy

Isles sweep against the Rangers we love to see it

LGI!!!

Ray Wise: They are Charlie Kirk.

David AR White, slamming a Bible: Finish it.

Ray Wise: What?

David AR White: Finish it, unless you’re trying to rewrite We Are Charlie Kirk too.

I’m waiting for David AR White to call with the movie deal

WE’RE SO BACK

Movie idea: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen except it’s about Evangelical apologists and instead of Moriarty the villain is Bart Ehrman

Having now watched all of the Halloween movies I can say with confidence that Friday the 13th really is the better series overall

It really shouldn’t be surprising for me at this point but I’m just realizing for the first time because someone made a reference to these movies existing that I know the song “God’s Not Dead” essentially by heart

you think romans were like "STOP SAYING VI-VII, IT'S FUCKING ANIMA-ROT"

It’s a movie that could never possibly live up to its title but it’s exactly what it says on the tin

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot With Big Naturals

Oh sorry. Ahem. Chimarrão

It’s kinda ridiculous how good mate is

It’s just crazy that out of all of the fan bases I’m a part of the only ones that seem to be able to complain when their org is going in a bad direction without being absolute morons are Isles fans, and the Isles have more success than the others combined

You would think the Mets had the history of the Yankees with the way Mets fans will complain about even good FO decisions that they don’t think are flashy enough

Go Down, Moses by William Faulkner

In better news, I really like soccer and am actively looking forward to watching more games and stuff so that’s been nice.

It’s becoming difficult for me to be excited to watch a Knicks game, not because they’ve been playing horribly (which they have been), but because I know every game is gonna be accompanied by the most braindead, reactionary takes from some of the most toxic fans in sports.

SoroKING with his 27th career shutout

The best bean is either the black bean or the chickpea

She just started talking about gateway beans

It actually has nothing to do with it funnily enough

The Conference of the Birds by Farid Attar

90+ minutes of essentially uninterrupted play with only a short break at the half. Why can’t every sport do this?

One thing I learned yesterday is that apparently in soccer they don’t just stop the game every few minutes to bombard you with ads, and they also don’t spend 5 minutes to review a penalty every other play.

What an incredible game

In my attempt to get into soccer I’m watching the Inter vs Napoli game. What a half

The Rangers, Flyers, and Penguins all lost in regulation today too. Carolina won but we didn’t let them extend the lead. Great hockey night.