The women Iβve fumbled could start their own Charlieβs Angels team.
27.05.2025 17:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@deputydracula.bsky.social
Writer and enthusiast.
The women Iβve fumbled could start their own Charlieβs Angels team.
27.05.2025 17:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only real anxiety I have about death is the possibility of not finishing my TBR pile.
16.05.2025 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Audiobooks have existed for nearly a century and major publishers are still selling full priced versions with chapter breaks that arenβt time stamped.
Weβve been to the moon. Get your shit together.
Iβm trying to take better care of myself after recovering from a liver transplant, but my Lanebreak Hardstyle EDM playlist ended with an Imagine Dragons song and I almost broke my ankle trying to skip it. Perhaps exercise is not for me.
18.03.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My life is mostly long bouts of tedium between episodes of Yellowjackets.
14.03.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Many lords will try to convince ye that an Armet or Mantlehelm is the best headwear for the tourney but real ones know the Brocas helmet is thee dripperβs choice.
12.03.2025 06:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This take is correct. If I say Texas Chainsaw Massacre is better than Popcorn and you disagree, the worst that will happen is we will both be like βhell yeah.β
11.03.2025 16:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Censure is about as consequential as having to report for high school detention, so PLEASE keep heckling him.
07.03.2025 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never respond to sales emails at my day job, but I always reply to the Gen AI people. I try to hit a balance of cordiality and hatred that will make their email summarizer sound sort of mean.
07.03.2025 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Severance spinoff romcom about Irving, Burt, and Fields would probably be a lot more fun to keep up with.
06.03.2025 16:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Modern rap is soft. Ye wouldβve had his ass beat for this in the 90s.
02.03.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuck AI always, but that video of Zelensky decking President Shitbag is going on a loop in my brain.
01.03.2025 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Duo saying what weβre all thinking.
01.03.2025 01:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Vourdalak reminded me of three things my body needs from a film: puppets, 16mm photograpy, and the guiding spirit of Jean Rollin.
24.02.2025 06:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you like it weird and/or witchy, you could do a lot worse than securing yourself a volume from the occult revival library @snugglybooks.bsky.social hath wrought upon thee Earth.
These copies came to me via the remarkably expedient @asterismbooks.bsky.social
Itβs only February but Iβve already read Negative Space twice this year.
18.02.2025 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon and Dad on their way to pick themselves up by their bootstraps.
11.02.2025 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a big believer in the idea that our fiction manifests our future, and the last ten years of horror have frequently focused on the Satanic Panic in a way that often feels nostalgic.
Welp, itβs coming back quick and I promise you ainβt gonna dig it.
Current state of work: Stage 1 Appalling Mess
07.02.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is the 45th anniversary of Cannibal Holocaust. I saw it 20-odd years ago on a blind date. We were certain the name was satirical and it would be some kind of fun B movie romp.
Obviously, this misunderstanding did not result in a second date. But the shared trauma is a lasting bond.
Bigfoot and Jesus hit it off immediately and do a series of classic buddy comedies where they have a lot of fun and maybe even learn a lβil something along the way.
05.02.2025 07:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Realizing that youβve just about fully recovered from an organ transplant just in time to watch the total collapse of your country is a pretty interesting vibe.
05.02.2025 02:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Movie theatres should not have menus. No one wants to hear other people eating cobb salad in the dark.
28.01.2025 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Five years ago today I decided it was time to sober up. My life, career, and creative output have all benefitted immensely from that decision. It isnβt always easy, but it has never been harder than I can handle. To paraphrase the I Ching βthe abyss is never overflowing, only filled to the rim.
28.01.2025 19:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Times are tough, which is exactly why we need Godzilla to fight Dracula.
27.01.2025 07:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of my favorite literary games is when authors tag their colleagues in their work. A recent example from my reading is a certain guide book from a Laird Barron story showing up in shorts by both Paul Tremblay and John Langan.
If you know this specific
reference, are there other appearances?
2nd favorite tree on my street. It eats birds.
25.01.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I assume Iβm not a bot.
But sometimes, in my darkest hours, I begin to wonder.
Taken under my 3rd favorite tree on street where I live.
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