A Bass for Owls

Check if camera or chainsaw
If camera: take for service
If chainsaw: cut through door of camera store, obtain camera

Top notch Cusack

Wyoming road trip inspiration

bert summer

emo band called Pom Tetty

well wookiee here

okay there's some Toby Keith nature is healing

I am at the Fluffy Cow bar in Dubois Wyoming and they are playing more hip hop than I expected

Coleslaw is salad

You might be a cool bassist, but you'll never be Meshell Ndegeocello cool

Hollow body 💥

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Start on a banger if you care about streaming numbers, slow build if you have character and taste

Sad: cutie was crushed to death trying to get the cab out of the van by herself

Most people don't know that the death cab for cutie was an 8x10 Ampeg

everyone knows ospreys are MAGA

a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck ALT: a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck

They say revenge is a dish best served cold -- it is very cold . . . in space

round here we just call that a McNugget (complimentary)

Your heart too tender. Your goose too silly. They'll kill you.

exact same age as @buddybench.bsky.social tbh

I am "maybe I should buy a Paul Reed Smith" years old

this would move me . . . TO A BIGGER GIG

the Continental Divide is sort of a coast

if you roll up to the gig and the guitarist has this, you're going to wish you had died in that pit

just looking at it makes me want to grab some earplugs

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if Batman was a Teamster

Hopefully we'll see jaguar, but if we don't catch a glimpse of one of these majestic jungle cats you can always hop in the water to see some of our many purr-ahnas.

Ah yeah

JS Bach was the Kendrick Lamar of the baroque era in this essay I will