Geoff

Geoff

@thebadone.bsky.social

Serial platform refugee (AIM, TWoP, LJ, Deadspin, Twitter). Sleater-Kinney, The Mountain Goats, The Hold Steady, The Gaslight Anthem, DBTs, Jason Isbell, Detroit sports. Not a good poster, but dedicated. Go Blue.

1,056 Followers 275 Following 3,710 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 day ago
Receipt for a donation to the Yellowhammer Fund

Run the damn ball!

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1 day ago
Bottle of white wine from Alsace on a wooden table, taken 3/13/2020

PROHUIT DE
4a
VIN D'ALSACE
APPELLATION ALSACE CONTRÔLÉE
DOMAINE
SPECHT
PINOT BLANC
2015
SPECHT, PROP.-VITIC. A 68630 MITTEL WIHR - FRANCE MIS EN BOUTEILLE AU DOMAINE

We went out to our regular bar to get in some live music one last time, since there weren’t any cases in our county yet. Didn’t go back until we were vaccinated.

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1 year ago

guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter

his wife brittani: how about steoffani

geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*

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1 day ago

CENTCOM says it was a mid-air. Won’t say collision, but the other tanker landed safely. Meanwhile, the comments are sure it was the Iranians (maybe with Russian help???). I get not trusting the regime, but 5+ KC-135s have crashed due to mid-air collisions and 2 more from severe wake turbulence.

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1 day ago
THAT OUGHT 10 HOLD THE LITTLE S.O.B.S.
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2 days ago

That’s the play I was mad about: the one where they were out-footballed. That game was like trying to ski a black diamond before you’re ready, falling, getting up, falling, making it to the bottom, then getting run over by a snowmobile.

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2 days ago

The stupidest game I’ve ever had fun at

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2 days ago

Pulling out the map of Europe to find it’s now labeled Greater Albania.

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2 days ago

"The wars of the Bush years were failures because their strategic objectives couldn't be achieved without millions more boots on the ground and even more horrific war crimes. The lesson here is to have *zero* strategic objectives but keep the war crimes. Instant win."

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2 days ago

This episode of Night Court has a plot where they’re trying to save an old theater and are put over when a bum played by Vance Colvig throws in his two shares….just like 6 months earlier in UHF, when a bum played by Vance Colvig buys the $2000 of shares needed to save the station.

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3 days ago

Yeah, probably get an error like
gzip: stdin: invalid compressed data--format violated
tar: Child returned status 1
tar: Error is not recoverable: exiting now

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3 days ago

$ tar -xvzf dad.tar.gz

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3 days ago

"Aspired" is doing a lot of work here. Like how Bill de Blasio "aspired" to the presidency.

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3 days ago

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social The worst-smelling President/VP pair was James Garfield and Chester A. Arthur any time after July 2, 1881. Even if Arthur smelled like roses, Garfield’s decaying, septic flesh would win.

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3 days ago

When I saw “Buff Hutts” in the show notes, I assumed there was a new real estate scheme at UC-Boulder.

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3 days ago
They Might Be Giants!

Competed in pub quiz nationals with @hooverstreetrag.org , @irritained.bsky.social , and @msprolix.bsky.social. They Might Be Giants were the musical guest.

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4 days ago

Malacca, Singapore, Kattegat/Skaggerak, Bab Al-Mandan probably round out the most commercially important straits, but Mackinac is closest to my heart.

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4 days ago

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way (derogatory)

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5 days ago
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4 days ago
A small black rabbit with murder in her heart

Don’t let her hear that; she will END you.

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4 days ago
YouTube
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Young, Dumb And Ugly Music Video YouTube video by ieatpoopforlunch

This could be a banger Weird Al album track. youtu.be/Q9dBFmpvqGs?...

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4 days ago
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.

Like the CEP on an old Minuteman

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Final score: 965

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4 days ago

JAYSUS. People find a way to make everything worse.

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5 days ago

I hate how much of aviation still uses imperial units. At minimum, all calculations should be done in metric, with a readout in knots or whatever as the last step.

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6 days ago

🎶2nd whiskey at the nail spa🎶

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1 week ago

RIP Rosalind Shays

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1 week ago

We watched the first 3 seasons in February and are now eagerly awaiting when season 4 comes to Netflix.

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1 week ago

watch Dark Winds, you heathens. you won't regret it. in fact, you'll thank us.

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1 week ago
Our Lady Peace at the Vic kicking off their 30th anniversary tour.

OLP were great, and there were so many fragments of songs I’d heard once or twice on 89X that came flooding back to me.

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1 week ago

Always.

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