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fic writer and sometimes artist. I like all sorts of things, many problematic. no minors, no antis. check pinned post for links.

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understandable πŸ™

09.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no! margaritaville is not a place, it’s a state of mind.

09.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I choose to believe this is Bae Isak saying the phrase incorrectly (highly likely) and not a lack of editing attention on such a great manhwa (all too likely) #oneroomta

09.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fanart of Famires Iko/Karaoke Iko. Satomi, angry blushing, rolls up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo on his arm with Kyouji’s name. β€œHey Kyouji-san!! Now you’re stuck with me forever old man!” He yells.
Kyouji is stunned and his eyes wide…. is he terrified because Satomi is crazy? Maybe, but internally he’s also into it

Fanart of Famires Iko/Karaoke Iko. Satomi, angry blushing, rolls up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo on his arm with Kyouji’s name. β€œHey Kyouji-san!! Now you’re stuck with me forever old man!” He yells. Kyouji is stunned and his eyes wide…. is he terrified because Satomi is crazy? Maybe, but internally he’s also into it

Time to take responsibility Kyouji

#狂聑

08.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

woah. yeah.

07.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I (20m) brought my older yakuza bf (45m) to my brother's wedding without letting my family know ahead of time, and they said it was "inconsiderate" of me to use his special day to come out to our extended family. AITA?

07.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Satomi-kun…

07.02.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
meme with a bunny saying β€œi’m bnuuy,” a puppy saying β€œi’m ouppy,” and a cat with the cta logo superimposed over it saying β€œand i’m chicago transit authority”

meme with a bunny saying β€œi’m bnuuy,” a puppy saying β€œi’m ouppy,” and a cat with the cta logo superimposed over it saying β€œand i’m chicago transit authority”

this came to me in a dream

06.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

oh he so pretty
I get it, kyouji

06.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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humans saw this and decided to make situationships #famiresuiko

06.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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little doodle for when its the other way around

05.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1105    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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hes way too happy down there

04.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2143    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
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following me on bsky means you’re cool with nasty yaoi porn and esoteric Jewish humor

02.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Organized religion trains brains to:

β€’ accept a separate New Year's just for trees
β€’ fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
β€’ reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life

01.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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3914 wip

01.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t worry Satomi he’s all yours bro! I promise!!! I am only watching from a respectful distance!

02.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3/4

01.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg this rules

02.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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does a body like this excite you, satomi-kun?

01.02.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 836    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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he’s exactly where he wants to be #satokyo

01.02.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1986    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

THIS IS SO HOT

01.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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guys i think i know what satomi's gift to kyouji is

31.01.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3208    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 0
satomi and kyouji at a restaurant. kyouji is happy to eat. satomi looks serious and determined.
satomi: kyouji-san. i have to see it again. so please, take off your clothes.
kyouji's eyebrows are ever so slightly up.
they go to an empty alleyway.

satomi and kyouji at a restaurant. kyouji is happy to eat. satomi looks serious and determined. satomi: kyouji-san. i have to see it again. so please, take off your clothes. kyouji's eyebrows are ever so slightly up. they go to an empty alleyway.

kyouji is disrobing, smiling.
kyouji: my my, satomi-kun, you should've told me you meant my tattoo! that was soooo misleadiiiing.
satomi looks like he wants to die.
kyouji: ah, but you've only seen it once... can't blame ya for being curious. and it's your name, too!
satomi looks at kyouji. kyouji's arm and tattoo are visible.
kyouji: alright, satomi-kun. here you go.

kyouji is disrobing, smiling. kyouji: my my, satomi-kun, you should've told me you meant my tattoo! that was soooo misleadiiiing. satomi looks like he wants to die. kyouji: ah, but you've only seen it once... can't blame ya for being curious. and it's your name, too! satomi looks at kyouji. kyouji's arm and tattoo are visible. kyouji: alright, satomi-kun. here you go.

it's the satomi tattoo!!! satomi looks at it with an ambiguous expression. slowly his hand approaches kyouji's arm, and touches it. we can see both of their expressions which are, you guessed it, still ambiguous.

it's the satomi tattoo!!! satomi looks at it with an ambiguous expression. slowly his hand approaches kyouji's arm, and touches it. we can see both of their expressions which are, you guessed it, still ambiguous.

kyouji looks at satomi's hand touching the tattoo. raises his head.
kyouji: so? what do you think, satomi-kun?
satomi: um... i'm surprised it feels so smooth... i thought it'd feel different. like a sticker or something.
kyouji: what do you think tattoos are? (crylaugh emoji)
satomi hasnt stopped looking at the tattoo. he strokes it, pulls on the skin with his thumb.
satomi, narration: but im glad. my name is part of him now. he can never get rid of it. serves him right.

kyouji looks at satomi's hand touching the tattoo. raises his head. kyouji: so? what do you think, satomi-kun? satomi: um... i'm surprised it feels so smooth... i thought it'd feel different. like a sticker or something. kyouji: what do you think tattoos are? (crylaugh emoji) satomi hasnt stopped looking at the tattoo. he strokes it, pulls on the skin with his thumb. satomi, narration: but im glad. my name is part of him now. he can never get rid of it. serves him right.

#karaokeiko #famiresuiko
tattoo

31.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

lrt: perfection

31.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two panel black and white comic parody of famiresu iko. Panel 1: Kyouji tells Abe Simpson's rambling nonsense story as he eats a hamburger, with sauce or grease all over his mouth. Kyouji: "...so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now! To take the ferry, costs a nickel- and in those day,s nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter!" you'd say." Panel 2: Satomi drops his hamburger as he listens to and stares at Kyouji off-panel. He's a little nervous. Kyouji: "Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt- which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war- the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones" Satomi, thinking to himself: "I can't not fuck him"

Two panel black and white comic parody of famiresu iko. Panel 1: Kyouji tells Abe Simpson's rambling nonsense story as he eats a hamburger, with sauce or grease all over his mouth. Kyouji: "...so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now! To take the ferry, costs a nickel- and in those day,s nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter!" you'd say." Panel 2: Satomi drops his hamburger as he listens to and stares at Kyouji off-panel. He's a little nervous. Kyouji: "Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt- which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war- the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones" Satomi, thinking to himself: "I can't not fuck him"

Famiresu in a nutshell

30.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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theyre so stupid

30.01.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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the evil and all knowing kyouji strawberry san

30.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no reason you can’t honor Holocaust Remembrance Day while also celebrating large boulder the size of a small boulder day…life is full of simultaneous joy and mourning.

27.01.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ohhh! full time yaoi!

26.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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