Shammai

Buzz Lightyear peeking out of a bag.

I don't believe that man's ever been to agricultural school

People on bluesky will really be like 'you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a data center' and then not firebomb a data center

If you see this post, a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it.

An altoid box that says “mere breath” “Curiously existential”

Chag Sukkot Sameach to Robert Alter fans! (iykyk)

You do know all the worst people

I'm not here to enable your Islamophobia 📏

It says that they're created in the image of God, and if they're righteous they merit a place in the World to Come

I can't decide between a Genie joke or a Rita Repulsa joke

No thanks, I've already got one, you see

No, those are the ones who have been blowing the animal horns

- Michael Scott

In all seriousness, this is true but that's what's so flagrantly hype about all this. They're comparing "AI actors" to real actors when they should be comparing them to CGI. But then anyone could see how they'd be a strictly worse product than CGI for consumers.

Oh, that makes sense. So then why would anyone continue to use AI actors now that we have invented CGI technology?

A still of Bo Peep from Toy Story (1995) making eyes at Woody.

Pictured: an AI actress

What is the difference between "AI actors" and CGI? Or is this the same as when they claimed to have invented "autonomous bodega boxes" and it was just vending machines?

These protesters are getting out of hand, now they're building little huts and shaking branches in a threatening manner

An edited picture of a Pikachu, wearing a black hat and with a beard so as to look like an Orthodox Jew. It's captioned "Pika-Jew."

Poyim versus

Took the words right out of my mouth

Oh, there we go, a specific falsehood about the contents of the Talmud. Now I can add them to my list!

Aren't most of them Christian anyway?

The Talmud has nothing to do with it.

You don't know if they're arguing against the Zionist or not.

What do you mean by Reform?

in the talmud one of the inherent properties of man is "yetzer hara"—the inclination to evil. in the same way i maintain we have a "yetzer cringe"

It's fine not to like sports because they are a pagan ritual of the idolatrous Greeks

That is a good point

As you know, only people who agree with everything on a synagogue's website ever go there to pray on Yom Kippur

Keep your friends cancelled and your enemies cancelleder

I'm currently on a bit of a Naomi Novik kick. Just finished book 5 of the Temeraire series (my favorite of the series so far!)

In any practical way it probably is, but the question is whether or not the Sukkah is kosher, which is a different question. And no, you cannot use a very obese person, because they're not big enough