Mikey Mike

I’m Monruz!

Yeah it’s still there, but mostly AI garbage pages and boomer memes.

The Beck was played on 6 Music while I was driving yesterday which is why I’ve got this earworm, and you’re right.

Here’s another earworm

gtradio

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Logged into facebook and that palace is like a ghost town.

Nearly every post was a suggested post very little content from users I follow, even my boomer aunties.

If I say Colorado three times while looking in a mirror?

KLlaesworth Klides Klidesland KLI DES 123 Dear Micheal, this email is to inform you that u ow a bill of £1000000 due to your camping trip at Jhiund from 29th of August to 29th of August 2009.If you do not pay up by the 18th January 1666, you wil be bankrupt and possibly sued. Yours sinserly T.T.T.T.T.T.T.Klides

I kept the email, she thought it was the funniest joke in the world:

When she was about 8 my little sister sent me a prank email saying I owed a campsite £1,000,000 for a camping trip and if I didn’t pay I would be ‘bankrupt and possibly sued’.

So, when she went to uni and I gave her an allowance, I set the standing order up for ‘Outstanding Camping Trip Payment’.

Hold up, my mate is an EasyJet captain, better check in with him. Lol.

‘Where are you from?’

‘Oh, like 2 hours away from London’

Always, lol.

That doesn’t make sense, how has someone lost an argument by resorting to personal insults?

Show your working.

Correct me if I’m wrong but it was voters who voted that hot dang cheerio into the whitehouse, not non-voters.

The older I get the more appealing a foot bath gets.

Yes

DW Spain is designed for hot weather, I hope you are having a great time!

👀

In three weeks I will be in Greece, mostly sleeping probably.

IKR?

It’s all semantics I guess. 🤷

IDK, I remember some QI question about it once.

I love these leggy little guys. 🥰

#art

Aaah they might have had a street food stall at Hellesdon fireworks last autumn, unless there’s a different crumble-selling outfit in Norwich.

This and an obstinate obsession with wearing flip flops all summer means my feet currently look ridiculous.

For some reason I thought someone had buried you up to your nose in sand.

Why are you getting changed for Putin? Is your outfit not suitable?

There used to be a group of lads who would hang out in Staples car park with their modded Vauxhall Novas, maybe he means them?

If nobody had voted, there would be no hot dang Cheerio in the whitehouse.

I know, I’m being silly 🙃

There was an empty box of Cheerios in my field of vision as I was typing.

It’s because of people like you that there’s a hot dang Cheerio in the White House. 🤬