Leigh Holmes Foster

My children are repealing the finding that they didn’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Their hands are therefore clean and sanitary, and I can no longer suggest they not stick them in their mouths.

“Lower your expectations a lot” really saying it all, at that point 🫠

Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.

Would bet any amount of money that every scene in the movie jumps exactly as frequently as the trailer, b/c AI starts falling apart after a few seconds.

Save yourself the trouble. Don’t go see this. Not even out of morbid curiosity. Let it absolutely tank at the box office.

The fact that he’s a Texas boy who doesn’t speak a lick of Russian might be be just a smidge less impressive than DAT ASS 👌🏼

Is that the cameraman’s lovely voice I hear? 😜

I mean sure, abolish ICE as a starting point, but we also need to reckon with the fact that we live in a two-party system of:

- literal soulless fascists, or
- milquetoast diet fascism

But also, imagine these trigger-happy, racist, xenophobic goons cosplaying as the big, manly men they want so desperately to be, and their big moments are constantly brutalizing women or arresting a 5yo child.

Like, my rage is always a little tempered by what giant fucking losers these guys are.

I cannot stop thinking about these children they are kidnapping and dragging across state lines, alone, terrified, surrounded by faceless thugs with guns, thrown in centers designed to break and dehumanize us.

It feels absolutely insane that we’re supposed to just carry on with our lives right now

Recently, our 6yo went with two friends to our local zoo’s nighttime “light-up” event. One of her friends ran a bit ahead of the group and got “lost” for probably 30sec. We’ve been hearing that friend bring it up for *weeks* because she felt so scared and alone for under a minute at a loved event.

Democrats were overheard calling fabric shops to ask if anyone could make them kente cloths with the Constitution screen-printed on them…

If you are too rude about my invasion of your state with my fake ass but definitely also heavily armed non-troop troops, I will then try to invade you with troop-troops; I am a president, somehow

Republicans: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Democrats: The beatings are actively being investigated, pls remain calm while we find a way forward. Sorry bout your face, but they’re looking for a reaction! Don’t take the bait!

Democrats claiming “Abolish ICE” is going too far while Republicans are out here straight hawking Nazi slogans left and right is… truly a choice

Ep 4 of Heated Rivalry got all the lesbians out here like

I’m so sorry, Tal. “Expected” isn’t the same as “easy”, and you deserved so much better than that response.

Annette Benning and Julianne Moore as Nic and Jules in The Kids Are All Right, sitting on a couch.

Heated Rivalry got all the lesbians out here like

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”

And the Dem Party seems to only know how to define itself as the ineffective, milquetoast opposition to them. We need ideals and goals that stand on their own, rather than “Well we’re not *that* bad!”

We need to overhaul this weird fucked up dichotomy we have convinced ourselves is the only way.

It’s not just about abolishing ICE, anymore. Or impeaching and prosecuting many current officials.

The Republican Party needs to be banned and declared a hate group. They are a fascist cancer destroying us.

But the US refuses to imagine anything beyond our current two-party system.

When I was doxxed at my work last year over an extremely nothing Charlie Kirk post, ~90% of those posts used having pronouns in my bio to call me a terrorist.

I also have a wife and a 6yo.

Jesse Watters can fuck all the way off with this bullshit attempt to undercut people’s empathy.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I am not *more* upset about Renee Good’s murder after learning she had a wife. Her death is appalling regardless of her orientation.

I *am*, however, more upset seeing that Fox is already out here using that as a justification for why her murder shouldn’t matter to people.

Loving the daily question of whether to panic more about the rapidly escalating world war, or the rapidly escalating fascist police state violence locally in the US.

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

It’s followed by Fem-uary, which is, predictably, the shortest month of the year.

[A broken escalator with a “Sorry for the inconvenience” sign out in front.]

News reporters: “The escalator apologized for the incident…”

Just watched a Doctor Who episode on Prime that has the most bafflingly terrible, weirdly transcribed captions?

So far the answer seems to be a resounding “No” and like, I already did my time in the Lost trenches. I’ve paid my dues.

Now now, some of us just have dodgy tummies *and* wear masks. 💁🏻‍♀️