Carl 'luxury briefs' Jervis

Carl 'luxury briefs' Jervis

@carljervis.bsky.social

I'll dance to anything. Not music, obviously, but anything else is good...

1,192 Followers 849 Following 1,397 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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3 hours ago

No probs, mate.

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3 hours ago
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What is happening explained in one picture.

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3 hours ago

'First one' my arse.

Done.

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3 hours ago

Same. This account has been set up just for this post.

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3 hours ago

The very threat of Farage pointing at them from distance should be enough to make them want to surrender to him personally...

Or move to Clacton to be certain of being out of range for him.

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10 hours ago
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The blue slither is Reform MPs.

98.8% of MPs are not Reform

Can someone tell BBC News and BBC Question Time please?

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9 hours ago
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22 hours ago

Why would you not keep your head down and your gob shut with form like that? These fuckers are a mystery to me.

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22 hours ago

Might be wrong (I often am), but isn't that the guy who got sacked by GQ magazine over an allegation of sexual harrassment?

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23 hours ago

A jumper doesn't help much if you need a hot bath or want to wash dishes.

People need to shut up when they don't have a clue what they're talking about.

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23 hours ago
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a cat is eating a piece of spaghetti on a wooden table Alt: Cat eating a piece of spaghetti, but not in error.

Nice going!

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1 day ago

This is the bloke in charge of OFSTED now. Can you spot the problem? Go on. Try a bit harder.

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1 day ago
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a man in a blue jacket is smiling with the words let 's go to mars behind him ALT: a man in a blue jacket is smiling with the words let 's go to mars behind him

Better yet. Where's Elon Musk when we need him?

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1 day ago

I wish they'd distance themselves from the UK.

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1 day ago
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Watch Reform UK try distance itself from Donald Trump.

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2 days ago

I'm a bit vague on the plot now you mention it, Kate. Flipping between two realities and someone called Wolf is all I recall. Might have to head to the loft and dig it out.

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2 days ago

Hellfire... I was in my 20s when I first read that. 😬

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2 days ago

Not a chance. Nobody who tunes in to that channel wants a debate. They want blood sport.

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2 days ago
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Nigel Farage - 'Whatever silly changes this government makes to our banknotes, when we get into government Reform UK will recognise our heroes'.

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2 days ago

Can I draw your attention to the hashtag #HCSWeek2026 ?

It’s Healthcare Science Week and a chance to learn about all the amazing things happening in the fields of diagnosis and treatment across healthcare.

#MedSky, #AHPSky and #NurseSky folks will be interested in this too.

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6 days ago
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The octopus and the handmaid: Reform’s Epsteinian cultural agenda From Epstein’s web to Reform’s proposed raft of policy ideas, creeping misogyny now risks redefining women’s rights in Britain

For International Womens Day, Claire Jones exlores Reform's Epsteinian outlook and calls for women from across the political spectrum to come together to halt this poisonous backward slide on human rights -

westenglandbylines.co.uk/politics/hum...

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3 days ago
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What Is Palantir? How a US Spytech Firm Penetrated the British State | Harriet Williamson How has the UK come to rely on a software company that facilitates US immigration enforcement, predictive policing, AI kill lists and Israel’s ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in Gaza? Harriet William...

There must be a “complete break from Palantir technologies in the NHS," says the British Medical Association.

novaramedia.com/2026/02/19/w...

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3 days ago

There's only 2 countries in the world with illegal unchecked Nuclear Weapons.

North Korea and Israel.

One of these countries has attacked 9 countries in the last 2 years and is committing a genocide.

It isn't North Korea.

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3 days ago

It’s deja vu all over again.

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3 days ago

New Origin Story, on an absolute unqualified piece of Nazi shit, who is as close to the brains of the Trump operation as it gets.

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4 days ago

He thinks nobody can remember any more than a day ago. Let alone back to when he said he wasn't standing as MP because he was going to the US to support Trump, got snubbed by Trump and immediately came back to make himself leader of Reform and stand as an MP.

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4 days ago

The claim that Keir Starmer has accrued £25 million since taking office (July 2024) is unsubstantiated.

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4 days ago
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👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽🚨

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4 days ago
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Reform UK really are so lucky.

For a party of eight MPs they have the UK’s biggest news broadcaster on retainer.

Here we see their political editor doing the job of a local newspaper reporter.

For Farage.

EIGHT MPs.

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