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“Do you see the way that tree bends? Does it inspire?” Retired English teacher. Current enemy of invasive species and champion of restoring native habitats in California. Oh settle down, I’m talking about plants!

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Latest posts by scrummatt.bsky.social on Bluesky

And wrists and ankles. Jaysus, do you have any Tylenol or acetaminophen, mate? You do? Ah, cheers, then.

08.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh for fuck’s sake . . . .

PLAN ACCORDINGLY

Fucking brokeass/arthritic fucking thumbs

08.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I have officially come to the point where I paint part of my face blue in some weird, rakish pattern, and it is SOOOOOOOOOOO clear I’m looking “to peck a fight.” I’ll be out hunting Nazis, red hats, and republicunts.

They pan accordingly.

08.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You pearl clutching, slack-jawed, shit-for-brain, no talent assklowns. There’s NOTHING about this Mango shit stains’s “Revenge Tour” administration that shouldn’t be bitch-slapped directly. It will take decades to undo what this foul pustule has wrought on this country.

08.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who writes this tripe? “a possible violation of norms”??!

08.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here’s an idea:

The Insurrection Act filed against the gigantic fat-tastic MangoShitGibbon for January 6th, and every treasonous act he’s committed since then? Surround the White House. Surround Cunt-a-Lago. Hold him under the threat of live fire.

08.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A coconut does not exist, nor will one EVER exist, that is dumber than “Git Wood” Walker. And that was true before he had CTE.

08.10.2025 03:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS is the content I am here for.

08.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit-to-Fuck.

FUCK!!!

“They are all one AND the same.”

If you are going to deign to using a cliche’, at least get the fucking cliche’ correct.

EDITING ID A SKILL!!!!!

08.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait!?!? WTF!?!???

08.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road

Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road

Rider down, I repeat rider down

08.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 209    🔁 49    💬 5    📌 1

Geese.

I will check out Kongos.

08.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Enjoy this mesmerizing thing..

07.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 48    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 2

Journalism needs a new style guide for these times. As a start: if the basic material facts of the situation don’t align whatsoever with the official claim, you don’t have to repeat that claim. You are not mandated to cover the lies meant to obscure the facts, only the facts themselves.

06.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 317    🔁 96    💬 6    📌 2
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Invoke the 25th

06.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 249    🔁 91    💬 19    📌 12
Ben Vereen in a bowler hat and Wolverine's yellow and blue uniform
(I hope this elicits a snikter)

Ben Vereen in a bowler hat and Wolverine's yellow and blue uniform (I hope this elicits a snikter)

Benverine

18.08.2025 16:57 — 👍 220    🔁 52    💬 9    📌 6

Tommy John surgeries.

07.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a work of a lifetime.

07.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A brilliant yellow, orange and red sunset behind two tall palm trees.

A brilliant yellow, orange and red sunset behind two tall palm trees.

I’m right here bitch ass

07.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all are. Plan accordingly.

07.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Philly boos everyone. Philly boos Santa Claus.

06.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yes.

06.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, @jay.bsky.team.

As a disabled person, it's disheartening to see one of the foundational pushers of alt text, a Black STEM voice, a queer advocate, and a huge voice for the disabled community gone over a poor taste joke.

Having Link here is good for so many people.

Please reconsider?

06.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 768    🔁 184    💬 9    📌 3

Wait . . .

That’s NOT you in your profile pic?!?

06.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuckery alert:

06.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Fabulous

06.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 233    🔁 76    💬 15    📌 13
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Big brother Kwame Ture, talking about how white people (especially the blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals, and the red maga fascist republicans) will gaslight Black folks, if we let them. They want us to worship their "founding fathers" — a bunch of slave-owning genocidal capitalist racists!

06.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 165    🔁 57    💬 4    📌 1

100% this👇

06.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
06.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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