Duncan Jones

“booze cruise through the Strait of Hormuz.”
Who are youz? Dr Suz?!

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

I’d say it’s 6 out of 5… 6 dead American soldiers in 5 days of unthought out conflict.

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

I think what makes this moment educational, is that in the moment he could have shown his intelligence, authority & command of the situation by telling officers to stop, let the Marine get his arm free, then escort him out.
But he exhibited how limited his thinking is. Brute force.
Its all he knows.

We identified 12 shootings by federal agents that led to the deaths or injuries of citizens & immigrants since Sept.

Nearly every time, the Trump admin blamed the injured and dead. Experts say this apparent lack of accountability demands that local authorities step up to investigate federal agents.

I'm shocked .. a bloke with the IQ of a gnat .. who lies continuously.. has been caught in yet another lie .. #DistractionWar.. anyone seen the #Unredacted #TrumpsteinFiles & willing to dump the lot online?

THIS 2024 CAMPAIGN SIGN
DID NOT AGE WELL:

😂😂😂

When I’m happy enough, you’ll be happy too! 😅

My wife says I like The Pitt because "where else do you see competent people in positions of authority trying to help?"

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

This show the interest and care given by Trumpedo administration to their citizens stock in the middle of their war!

When Republicans cosplay patriotism, maybe show them this and remind them that supporting the military doesn't mean feeding American kids into Trump's war and breaking veteran's arms when they protest it.

Yum!

MAJOR LEGSLATME FALS CON Gabby Birenbaum @birenbomb X.com Still waiting on a small percentage of the vote, but here are the Trump-won districts where more Democrats than Republicans voted in the primary last night Of the seven, five are majority Hispanic CVAP, and four were redrawn for Republicans last summer 11:28 AM • 3/4/26 • 93 Views Race Dem primary vot R primary votes % Hispanic CVAP TX-SEN 2,223,968 2,072,361 TX-09 34,673 29,637 50.30% TX-23 57,587 54,808 54.90% CD-28 67,050 16,760 86.70% CD-31 55,307 43,810 19.30% CD-34 56,198 36,520 71.90% CD-35 54,558 46,989 51.60% CD-38 52,286 50,885 20.50%

⚠️ 150,000 more Democratic voters than Republican voters participated in the Texas primaries.

This includes turnout in SEVEN congressional districts that Trump won in 2024, with five being majority Latino and four having been redrawn to benefit Republicans last summer.

Yes, over 200 Members of all branches of the military have called into MRFF complaining that their commanders are telling them that Trump was anointed by God and that the War with Iran was all God’s plan to usher in the return of Jesus Christ and Armageddon is coming!

Trump trying to go to heaven?🤔

Me, as I squish my body into a doughy knot trying to do crunches on the paralettes today-

“Ahhh! Visceral fat! We meet again!”

Trump: “I wanna go to war!”

Aide: “Should we ask Congress?”

Trump: “No.”

*Four days later”

Aide: “Sir, we’re out of ammunition.”

Trump: “Go ask congress for more.”

The future in Texas is bright and terrifying Democrats are once more dreaming of what could be. Republicans are dreaming of Rhodesia.

Democrats are once more dreaming of what could be. Republicans are dreaming of Rhodesia.

don’t wait until the last minute

Words to live by, buddy! 😅

😂

it was like an old railway hobo knapsack on a stick. Full of hamsters! (apparently guineapigs 😅)

Wow. You're going to do me like this, Ita?

😅❤️

Why does the camera keep cutting away when she stops to eat her hamster?

We run a classy operation here, bunch a letters numbers guy!

Thats Dan Dare!