And who also said before being elected a second time that he would likely be a dictator for the first few days…
09.03.2026 06:17 — 👍 91 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0And who also said before being elected a second time that he would likely be a dictator for the first few days…
09.03.2026 06:17 — 👍 91 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
I have a Johnny Cash one that could work…
youtu.be/1Osyw6Svv8U?...
Yes. If this guy appeared on Meet the Press in a Spartan cape with no shirt on, there is a high likelihood I would find out and probably snark about it. 😂
09.03.2026 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can you make them so that we can remotely override the unlock feature?
09.03.2026 05:59 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The American press would.
09.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In his head, totally.
09.03.2026 05:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One week from now, this lone bollock is going to be topless and wearing a red Spartan cape from 300 for his interviews.
09.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 251 🔁 22 💬 32 📌 2It’s not about being the most populous. It’s about how much oil you can actually store.
09.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Venezuelan oil. He is already taking his protection money from that.
09.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The irony is that China and India filled up their storage with Russian oil when it was cheap, and dont have much capacity or need, now that the price had skyrocketed.
Only way this works is if India and/or China start selling off their stored oil and replace it. But where’s the money in that?
Did they follow up by showing the real, not-so-dignified transfer?
09.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 52 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0May Ukraine have good fortune knocking out refineries & grey fleet ships, and make sure Putin doesn’t benefit from these oil price rises.
09.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 221 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0
This gent ordered after me, and he was a teenager when he came in…
Sloooooow. 😅
Amusingly, just seeing it take up media bandwidth makes it much more likely this admin will run with the idea.
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08.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 244 🔁 25 💬 15 📌 0Thanks for that clarification.
09.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/hele...
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Or, he does, but he is more interested in helping Putin than America. 🤷🏻♂️
09.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 810 🔁 43 💬 28 📌 0He is. But “wealthiest nation in the world” is so clearly a nonsensical trope in the US at this point, it’s worth pointing it out.
08.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You got to stop saying you’re the richest country in the world…
You’re a country with a powerful minority of very, very wealthy people who have no intention of letting you tax them.
I gotta say, you’re some of the nicest bots I’ve ever talked to. Way better class of people than the voices in my head!
08.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 261 🔁 6 💬 55 📌 0
Nicely recontextualized!
08.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎵 And it's 1, 2, 3
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn
Next stop is in Iran
And it's 5, 6, 7
Open up the pearly gates
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee!
We're all going to die🎵
RIP Country Joe
😂
08.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 74 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you're visiting another country, and your country is being led by a Psychopath-Narcissist-Machiavellian-Paranoid-Drug Addict-Pedophile-Rapist-Sadist, then you should fully expect to be asked for whom you voted.
08.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 346 🔁 62 💬 28 📌 3
A draft!
That should galvanize that lagging MAGA support!
