Tai grrr

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Single coolest rock ever found?

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Sounds like a bet if I ever heard one.

Bit late for Tongue out Tuesday but just look at those whiskers! #WhiskersWednesday

Hearing a lot about #AI acceptance lately. Have a peek at the canned responses my phone recommended when a dear friend texted me about the imminent passing of his beloved grandmother. 😬

If this is the best it can do in the year of our Lord 2026, I'd rather keep the water and power. #NoThanks

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

TBF orange juice is like 25% sugar, so they kind of had a point...

They're opening their first UK location soon, and I'm so excited to be able to boycott them directly.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

It was filmed in the almost-deserted shopping centre near my house - very weird to see it so busy in the video!

Oh, and Frankie Boyle came to do a set at our work Christmas party, then stormed off two minutes in because some people were letting off those squeaky balloon things.

I called Michael Atherton and asked him to give money to Oxfam.

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

"My own flesh and blood must not become a blade turned against me."

The CHILLS.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

This is why she didn’t win in 2016

Twitter user ApuPunchauWants: Doctors should try to get type 1 diabetes patients off their meds too. They should be looking for a way to reverse the illness, not just replenishing overpriced insulin.

Also the soundtrack was immaculate.

Twitter user chatty_charlie_ I’ve heard doctors say that children’s activities and playgrounds have been so safety-proof that younger bones aren’t able to withstand the friction like previous generations. Likely not a factor here with players but possible.

Well…

The Royals, the Tories, Lib Dem’s and the most notorious child trafficker in history facilitating some horrendous things…

I have to say no wonder people are abandoning the mainstream parties.

Also where is the Pressure on Cameron/Clegg on finding out what they knew?

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.

if freeing games from the PS3 is the new hot trend can we please get a tokyo jungle port, I am begging

Twitter user JohnRyznic: The Amish have been drinking raw milk pretty much their entire existence in the USA yet they are fine with it. Maybe one batch of raw milk got contaminated through incompetence such as the Eagles being hired to clean the cows or their immune system was shot because of vaccines that don’t work such as COVID-19. Raw milk is one of the best foods to strengthen one’s immune system.

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text