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Joey Green

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Former contributing editor to National Lampoon. Author of more than 60 books. Wacky uses guru. Guest speaker. Dad. Jell-O-ologist. Sleep-till-noon expert.

17 Followers  |  71 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 16.01.2025  |  1.6401

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Unclog Your Sink with Jell-O Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Let me show you how to...

29.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Fine Kettle of Vinegar Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

How vinegar destroys…

08.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Polish Furniture with Spam Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Don't throw out those leftovers....

17.09.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Smelly Hair? Try This Saucy Hack. Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Some call it dinner. I call it a beauty tip . . .

05.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clean Stove Grates with Zero Effort! Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

If your stove could talk, it would scream for this hack.

27.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turn Cleaning the Grill into a Thrill Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Oh no! Foiled again! Weird tricks to make your BBQ shine.

20.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awesome Hack for Your Dishwasher Rack Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

How to butter up your cranky dishwasher…

13.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steamy Secret to Defogging Eyeglasses Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

For your eyes only . . .

07.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop Killing Your Plants on Vacation Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Are your houseplants planning revenge while you’re in Cancun?

30.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Give Splinters the Finger Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Another sticky situation...

23.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gnats Driving You Crazy? Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Fun with panty hose and Listerine....

09.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toothpaste on Piano Keys? Seriously. Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

9 out of 10 piano players recommend . . .

02.07.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Miracle Cure for Bumper Stickers Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Another sticky situation....

25.06.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fertilize Plants with Maxwell House Coffee? Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Yep, now it’s really good till the last drop….

18.06.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rusty Bathtub? Why Scrub-a-dub-dub? Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Warning: bathtub now too clean for dirty thoughts.

11.06.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your Garden Needs Jell-O (No, Really) Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Thanks to my good friend Carrie Bruder for taking this picture!

04.06.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Protect Your Fruit Trees with Panty Hose Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Are panty hose still a thing?

28.05.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Quick Fix for Fuzz Balls Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

How to handle one of the great tragedies of our time . . .

21.05.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Mess? No Stress! Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Did you ever do this?

14.05.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Save Barbie from Ruin! Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Let's talk dirty dolls....

07.05.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Repel Moths the Natural Way Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Great ready for a weapon of moth destruction….

30.04.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paint Your House with Powdered Milk Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

I actually demonstrated this years ago on NBC Dateline...

23.04.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pussy Problems? Bounce Them Away. Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

My latest column....

16.04.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Egg-Dyeing Mess? Here’s the Fix Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

How to clean up...

10.04.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a Swiss Prince, and I Need Your Bank Details (Totally Legit, I Promise!) This is not a scamβ€”okay, maybe yes, but you’ll get $3.6 million right away!

Something fun as the world burns....

06.04.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Real Miracle of Miracle Whip Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

I kid you not....

02.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Lazy Way to Clean Mini-Blinds Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Here’s a little blind ambition (pun intended)….

26.03.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sgt. Pepper Meets Rocky Raccoon Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

How to get rid of unwanted guests....

19.03.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Something Smells Fishy Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Here's a great trick with....

12.03.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop Squirrels From Driving You Nuts Wacky Hacks: Solving Every Day Problems with Every Day Products

Hey, here’s a great idea… oh, yeah, it’s from me.

05.03.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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