Jonny Frogsplash

In reality, it probably took Bogle a few months to get fully up to speed. It was only Feb onwards where he was unreal.

Sadly - time is not a luxury we can afford this season!

I would like Fulham’s Muniz please.

He’s the right age. Tried and tested in the Premier league, quick, strong - price should be half reasonable.

I’ve watched his goals. Tight angles, shots through legs, deflections dropping to him, right place/right time - he just scores goals.

We need him.

I love Anton Stach already.

I hate that he will break my heart in 18-24 months.

#lufc

Schmidt hasn’t been great, but can I remind everyone of the Bogle debut vs Portsmouth.

A lot of side-eye glances in the stadium that day.

Came good.

#lufc

“Na na na na na na na na STACH-MAN”!

The old Batman theme tune.

#lufc

The third kit has been confirmed. #lufc

(Confirmed as fucking awful)

Our schools main hall was set on fire by a disgruntled ex employee. Half the school gutted. Had about a month off at Christmas while it was torn down - best Christmas ever!

Bouncing Back - Alan Partridge is a great read.

It’s true - he just always looked a bit more gormless than Gary.

This is all fine…providing the average annual wage is around £150k…which will definitely happen of course.

Dafuq is that 3rd kit all about?!

#lufc

Sorry, but the cat-bin lady will always hold that crown.

English? Or Indonesian?

Tbf, I was ready for binning Bogle off after 45 mins vs Portsmouth at home last season…he came good.

(Yes, Bogle needs to step up again).

The UK had a scandal with Sir Jimmy Savile. A household-name celebrity who was in with the royal family. There were rumours about his behaviour with kids, but nobody would say it out loud.The day after he died, it all came out. A national disgrace.

#trump #epstein will be a thousand times worse.

This might be a mad one as he’s pretty much on his way to Celta Vigo. But Bryan Zaragoza at Bayern would be tasty. We could blow the £13m asking price out of the water.

No winger in Europe carried the ball forward as much as he did on loan a osasuna last season. A left footed Dan James!

#lufc

I like Muniz - watched some clips back and he’s got that knack of scoring from daft angles or with loads of bodies in the way. And has done it in the premier league already. Good age, wants to come (apparently)…let’s do it.

I fear she’ll need all of that with the world our great leaders are creating. If you’ve got a young daughter, get her to a training session.

Joey Barton can also fuck off.

Been playing since 4. Started in a boys team but is now in a girls one and will be playing open age soon at uni or wherever. She still does the girly stuff - make up, hair etc - but is independent, rock hard, knows what teamwork and sweat is all about…

Girls football is growing exponentially. Pretty much every grassroots junior club in the country now has a girls section. Wasn’t the case 10 years ago. Still a long way to go but the opportunities are there. Literally any young girl anywhere in the country can go try football. My daughter is 15…

What the hell is Lady Boba? What is that? I want some!

Wonder if all the dignitaries were told NO KISSING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

Looks great. Tbf though, Mes has a great highlights reel!

Oh defo - goals = points. Brentford changed system, brought in the units and were solid, especially at set pieces. But crucially, they got Ivan Toney. I like the look of Muniz- scored goals from very low Xg - really tight angles etc

See im ok with it - 6 teams have gone up and played their way and bombed straight back down. We can’t play that system - both fullbacks in the 18 yards box? We’d get murdered every week. Can you imagine Caicedo licking his lips as Mes/Rodon/Pascal knock the ball around to eachother?

I lean towards thinking Piroe would be best around a 6ft+ target man, playing two up front with him sniffing around loose balls. Not sure we can afford two up front though as it leaves u a player down elsewhere.

In honour of the lionesses bringing it home tomorrow - here’s the young ‘un latching onto a half clearance and smashing a half volley into the top corner.

#lionesses #england

Perri, Perri, Perri Perri Perri. Perri, Perri - Perriii-iii-iii - LUCAS.

This is the De Ketelaar saga all over again. He’s clearly going elsewhere. He’s going to a club in Europe - we’re pushing the price up for feyenoord. Fair play. Move on.

This smells like the De Ketelaar saga from a past life. They all dallied and danced around, got the price up and he went to AC Milan anyway.

Move on.