UFC @ The White House is peak Idiocracy.
Being a dad means some days you get to work and find a random doll arm in your pocket.
Kids dressed up like old ladies is officially the funniest thing ever.
Shame, if only science could figure out a preemptive strike against such a disease.
Wooo! Go fuck yourself America! (Except the percentage of you who are humans)
Pretty bold of the city to run ads about how good they are at clearing snow tonight. Most the sidewalks I deal with every day are still 80% snow.
This song.
Dear @masseyhall.bsky.social. I ❤️ you.
Helpful!
I can't wait to watch that new Jakob Dylan biopic.
Obviously.
The CEOs murder was exceptional, strange, out of the ordinary, unexpected. Those are words to describe it. It was everyday American violence, but done in a new way that threatens a group of people who are usually protected by the same system that lets police murder black people
You know when your sweater reminds you of a band you like so you end up listening to Boxer by The National when you should be sleeping?
"Shut down the Go trains and the subway at the same time!" Toronto's version of The Joker
"A perfect lie can live forever, the truth don't fare as well."
God damn Father John Misty is back 😎
This is the same grumpy old media outlet that posts old man takes like this:
If someone gives you butterflies in your stomach, wouldn't they have had to give you caterpillars there first?
Can we, as a society, stop making the person who stands in doorways?
All Christmas music at the LCBO already. I will vote for whoever makes this illegal.
Fun fact: making Smiles for your kid leaves creepy grease ghosts!
