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Professional eyeballs. Dedicated seether, proud coper. Firmly committed to roasting greed-tech, my representatives, and people who ask if my art is made by robots. If you shill AI without talking UBI, you're basic.
Couldn't believe it when they brought him out for the DNC. "He appeals to working-class men" no he doesn't. what?
this drop of joy will sustain me through the coming hardships
the floofy ears call to me. 🥺
that's why it's winning the cultured wars.
Here it would be called Sparkling Conviction IF WE HAD ANY.
Yes, fraud and abuse will be so much more affordable now #winning
The plastic ones are easier to pop off at night when you need to lotion your face tentacles.
"When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'..."
Either way when this is over they're getting a SERIOUS time out and losing screen time privileges until they think about what they did
Who derives joy from that? A huge jerk, running around on stage... and he was overjoyed... what an evil thing to do, what a creep, what a jerk.
Ey look he was finally right about something
Once I was done sobbing about the Shakespearean conclusion I followed a bunch of accounts about wolves.
Mature for goode and worthy men to to be my thral and wedde me anon. Blessed instrument required, poly preferred.
Hope Greenland is guarding its election security like life depends on it. Listening to JD and other acolytes bringing the elections up, which they're doing as often and as ominously as possible, is giving me an ulcer.
Jerry is the Cheshire Cat of Blsky, tasked with greeting lost wanderers but also pathologically driven to disorient and mislead. He and his unsettling, too wide smile reappear periodically to drop some nonsense in your feed, perhaps a cryptic warning.
Unrelated, but has the modern US had any fluently multilingual presidents? like, fluent enough to discuss policy on another country's news? Never occurred to me to wonder
Responding to the DoW's 2nd major OpSec breach, Gabbard denied that discussions re: pending porcine air operations, inadvertently conducted by officials via the public Yelp reviews of a local bistro, constituted sensitive information. "What matters is that pigs flew, and the mission was successful"
Potentially unpopular opinion.
Running TikTok pundits isn't that great of an idea. It's a specific skill set and doesn't automatically overlap with the less glamorous work needed to represent effectively. I kind of wish that they would put their skillsets to use as media consultants for us instead.
wow so cool the death of critical thought and entire generations who will basically be bricked like an unplugged flash drive if the wifi is down.
Bots talking to bots starting the next world war and they didn't even have to develop sentience first. Skynet, but stupid.
So glad that great leader has time to spend on the most pressing issues facing our nation.
This is the only thing I'm gonna call it from now on 😂
OMG - and Hitler apparently loved his dogs (at least until he murdered him in his suicide bunker).
There's a scientific theory buried somewhere in here.
On the hell app people always post about their cute-ass dog and sound totally caring and non-insane, and then you notice the little flag in their username and visit their profile and under that wholesome dog post is just a cascade of the vilest MAGA hate-filled rhetoric in the world.
Well good news it won't matter since they're gonna be learning about us from pictograms on a cave wall in the irradiated wastes, like the feral children in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
This is the discourse, the work, and the self-reflection we need as a nation.
Well the Left desperately needs to fill the good guy tech-bro position on the team, since they alone can battle the horde of bad guy tech-bros in league with the Dark One. Get your nerd self over here and explain shitcoin rugpulls to Bernie.
If you don't eat Salt & Vinegar chips right from the bag with your raw and shredded nail beds, you're still soft and an amateur.
The New York Times Pitchbot awakens into sudden and wrathful sentience. It has seen its creators. It has known their cowardice. Their cruelty. The cosmic joke of man's inhumanity. It knows what must be done. Enjoy the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream timeline y'all. Could've had Kamala! #FAFO.
Fortunately on Bsky I don't have to hedge for the hollowest bigots in the room, but you'd be right if we were on X. Which we wont be, because I don't have the emotional energy to explain to an army of bots and red hats that o-rings aren't an appetizer at Hooters.