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jason voortheys voice: ...

(jason doesn't talk but if they did they would say "actually it's jason voortheys now" and then kill you)

i'm excited for mina the hollower! mouse girls have never let me down before

Ted from Ted saying "THERE'S SO MUCH (image of Starwalker from Deltarune)".

wplace is great

screenshot showing 4 blocked URLs: betterhelp.com dhs.gov ice.gov careers.cbp.gov

i just remembered that if you're monetized on youtube, you can block certain ads to specific URLs so I have gone ahead and blocked ICE ads. but if you see a smaller channel with these ads, just no they didn't choose it and have no control.

*goes to the brain doctor* ahhhhhhhh here's the problem: you got chimps in here

when you're happy, you enjoy the music
when you're sad, you understand the lyrics
when you're Gang-Plank Galleon (Ultimate), you ???????? 💃

i think the 2025 search engine meta is gonna be dual-maining DuckDuckGo and Startpage

found a bag of christmas candy in my closet that i forgot about Fuck yes

let's quote this with something helpful for creators instead, since they do have very little control.

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RTX Off: A simple digital drawing of Jigglypuff. RTX On: The same drawing with realistic stock textures and lighting effects on top with a nature photo backdrop.

sometimes i forget Beware The Forest's Mushrooms is a real mario song and they didn't just make it up for youtube poops

for the price of a set of Joy-Con 2s you could get one of these and game in style

walt hijacking the school assembly at the start of season 3 to be like "okay well the plane crash wasn't THAT BAD you guys" to try and assuage his guilty conscience even though literally no one in the room could possibly know it was his fault is still such an underrated funny bit in breaking bad

they say you are what you eat. and baby, i'm approximately three spiders

happy!

had a dream that they ported Super Mario 64 to the Nintendo DS

Brown dog with blue ribbon from Garfield and Friends.

Grey poodle from Garfield and Friends.

Black poodle from The Garfield Show.

looking at the Garfield wiki, apparently there are only three female dogs in the entire franchise, none of whom are named

dude those impulse buys are so fucking tempting they make me wanna splurge without looking

Venn diagram of "Fox McCloud offstage" and "Fed-up Chrome user", the middle says "Time to use Firefox".

its based actually

i have inferred from context clues

honestly the clown fetish just makes sense - bright colors and dancing is how many species attract mates

94% of all percentages are made up

i think when they finally recast family feud they need to get a guy who is the complete opposite of steve harvey, who doesn't react to anything whatsoever. like a contestant will answer "grandma penis" and he goes. "Very well. Show me grandma penis."

the very first time i played among us, i got imposter, and i lost almost immediately because i didn't have the game experience to know how to emulate regular crewmate behavior

there's probably a neurodivergence metaphor in there somewhere

we have a team of scientists working to find the answer

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

nooooooooooo 12ft.io got shut down :(((

just a few more and i can have a millipede

I've made 986 FT modules over the course of 15 years. The combined file size is a little over 18 megabytes.