Eddie Francisco

Sometimes you gotta hop off multiplayer and progress your story mode Brian is taking a vacation

George Washington's two big takeaways from his farewell address being not to make political parties and not to get involved in foreign wars summarizes our whole history so well that you'd think he time traveled and tried to warn us.

Making an indie game is so mainstream now that the phrase "indie game" doesn't faze me anymore.

What if we kissed in front of Beigis Castle

Bluesky is for reposting all my failed bangers on Twitter.

Why was every DVD movie in the early 2000's a "Collector's Edition"? lol

NO, NO, I AM NOT LEAVING THIS PARKING SPACE. I AM JUST ADJUSTING MY SHITTY PARKING JOB. GO AWAY YOU VULTURES. Jesus....

Front cover of a comic with artwork of a white female action hero in dark catsuit as she swings into action swooping down and knocking out the figues below her, all in vivid colours

June Tarpé Mills, (1918-1988) one of the first major US female comics artists, known for her action comic strip, Miss Fury, featuring the first female action hero created by a woman #womensart

Should you be worried if you understood all of Neon Genesis Evangelion on the first watch? Asking for a friend.

Bonus optional boss:

The Four Fiends that must be defeated for the world to be restored to balance.

I hate how whenever a Barnes and Noble employee asks me if I need help I just so happen to be looking at a book with a title like "Demon Romance Sluts with Big Butts 69"

I still remember a time when bad movies were fun to watch and not painfully boring like they are now.

I absolutely always have to delete and repost if I make a typo. I can't let it hang with a typo. It will eat away at me if I do.

(Unless the typo unintentionally made it funny)

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

every time I log into twitter

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

man Final Fantasy is such a great series

even games that are generally not well liked you can always point to a lot of cool things in them

One of my most pretentious takes is that it annoys me when people can't figure out the difference between a first edition and a first printing.

Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.

there's a weird kind of freedom you feel when you finish reading a book, like stepping out of a cave and seeing the sun for the first time in several months

the problem with Gen Z is that they never grew up knowing how to be l33t. they were never h4x0rz.

"stop making everything about sex and genitals!" shouts man who strangely keeps bringing up sex and genitals.

me: oh look I'm getting many new followers on bluesky! maybe I finally found the platform for me!

*they are bots*

me: oh no.

looks like a kidney

Your friend who is a father of three with a demanding job somehow finished all three Xenoblade Chronicles games while you, no kids and a lax job, somehow haven't had the time to finish the first game since 2012.

I know I'm insane because I enjoy the Dark Souls series 100% and seriously load up the game each time with utmost excitement thinking "man I love these games" and never curse or shout when I die.

far-right: western civilization is the greatest thing to happen to this planet

also far-right: western medicine is literally evil did you know about this method of curing diseases by massaging your aura?