I'm trying to win these tickets to antiques roadshow
Good morning!
Here are some nice mushrooms
Some people leave their christmas trees up for months which I believe is a signifier of clinical depression
The music video portion of the evening is critical.
stop stop stop stop STOP STOP STOPPPPPPP
- Those pilots, probably
I will never haunt a man after I die because there's no way I'm continuing to do excessive unpaid emotional labor in the afterlife
I put plastic on my windows because it's cold...my cat tore a hole through it 😭
BREAKING: Amazon drivers at a major Atlanta facility have voted unanimously to authorize a strike.
They join @teamsters.bsky.social in NYC, Illinois, and California in authorizing strikes at Amazon in the lead up to Christmas — the company's busiest days.
Another environmental catastrophe caused by Russians east of Crimea, after one of their decaying oil tankers broke apart on high seas 2 days ago, 35km of pristine coastline has been contaminated in true Russian style.
And these tankers are now all over the world.
When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
Someone just drove by my house and yelled "I love being alive" and I don't like knowing there's psychos like that out there.
I fucking love cooking. I made quesobirrias tonight...didn't take any pictures but the flavor was insane. Best birria I've ever made. Tomorrow caldo de pollo, I'm on a roll
G’morning. Only 15 shopping days ‘til Christmas and 41 protesting days before we get shot by the military!
I be like "idgaf" then talk to myself about it for 3 days. 😩
Why am I up super early on a Saturday?
This is Pooter🤍 a little baby who's breath smells like death
just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
For 2 decades. That’s cute.
I don't have the social battery or sex device to deal with this swinger couple that has been trying to lure me in
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
What do I with my life Reddit
I just want someone to cook for me. A nice home meal made with love 🥹❤️
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
