Winter Debacle

You have been declared il masturbato.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE AT THE MUSEUM AND A SECURITY GUARD IS TALKING TO THEM SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THIS Museum SIGN-QUIET P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO READ THE NEXT SIGN THEY SEE SIGN- LOUNGE P3- WHEN THE SECURITY GUARD RETURNS HE’S SURPRISED TO SEE NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE FLOOR…LOUNGING ABOUT

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 1,1945

my brother if you are struggling to get laid in 2025 and you think you'd do better in a world where women are even more aggressively shamed for expressing their sexuality and also don't have access to birth control i don't know what to tell you.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social an easy trick for converting degrees fahrenheit to celsius is to just subtract 1 from fahrenheit, and there you go, that's the temperature in celsius. this is completely wrong and it doesn't work at all, but it is easy August 2, 2023 at 4:56 PM

you gotta feel for the indian guys who fell for this trick because they were promised an escape from poverty, but it's very funny that this big dumb dipshit is gonna get a grenade dropped on him by a prosumer grade quadcopter cause he thought Texas was getting too gay

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com devil on my shoulder: go ahead, try and shred a semi-soft cheese with a julienne peeler! nothing bad will happen! ah ha ha ha ha! angel on my other shoulder: there's no real ethical or moral angle to this one but i would still advise against it August 7, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Giraud @giraud.bsky.social I don't crab race professionally. It's more of a side hustle December 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM

herkimer battle jitney @spindlypete.bsky.social was bilbo the hobbit really "that unlikeliest of creatures" to find the ring that had just spent centuries in the possession of none other than a different fuckin hobbit December 26, 2023 at 12:31 AM

Not even Supertrump. Superman Trump

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

r00 @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social Neurodivergent is a great term, it sounds like a class of psychic technopriests or some shit in a sci-fi TTRPG. Like, ahh, yes, the Brainmancers, famed for their inability to shut the fuck up about 15th century Florentine municipal politics. February 14, 2024 at 9:49 AM

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A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce:

Happy 4/7 to all my American followers!

Choose your fighter

Cuomo’s gettin thrashed out there

Getting into a physical fight with my own ventriloquist dummy in front of a baffled crowd because I can't get it to say what I want

A sign that says "DO NOT USE HOTEL WI-FI (For the password, contact Rebecca At The Front Desk)"

At the top of the image is a notification that says "Successfully connected - Rebecca At The Front Desk Is Now Crawling Toward You" with a clickable option to "Pray To God" 8 Tweets below the notification. one piece avi: "NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU CONNECT TO THE WIFI" incredibly deceased: "lol aw man it's always a bummer to watch someone learn that Crawlin Rebecca is after them" gravey: "me when another guest ignores the sign" Attached to the tweet is a gif of spongebob watching tv and eating popcorn didn't die just missing: "BRO LEAVE" sonic's dead friend (response to didn't die just missing): "i don't think this advice has worked for anyone ever" link drowned: "what was your last memory before crawlin rebecca got you" incredibly deceased: "praying for god to send me to hell so i would be safe and far away from rebecca surf bot: "calling the police to tell them i love them" sonic's dead friend: "screamin"

5 Reddit Posts Post 1 (Best Buy Ad): You will not escape Rebecca. PS5s are only $599 at Best Buy! Post 2: 5 Things To Do If Crawlin Rebecca Is After You (Next to the post is a Thumbnail of video that says "#3 I DON'T KNOW") Post 3: Jimmy Fallon on Crawlin Rebecca: "Please don't hurt me." Post 4: Am I in Hell? (in the NoStupidQuestions subreddit) Post 5: Dustin, I know you're reading this. Find the router and destroy it. It's the only way to stop her. Below the post is a notification that says "Rebecca At The Front Desk is no longer crawling toward you!"

3 tweets and a notification. long gone devin: "RIP" beck: "WHY WOULD HE DESTROY THE ROUTER" A large notification is in the middle of the picture that says "REBECCA AT THE FRONT DESK IS NOW SPRINTING TOWARD YOU" with a picture of a blurry figure sprinting toward the camera and a clickable option that says "GOD IS HIDING" sonic's dead friend: "if you support Crawlin Rebecca x Sprintin Rebecca ships, block me and then set your house aflame"

i hate hotel wifi

Democrats have given up on appealing to the better angels of American morality and they’re right to do so. You can only appeal to something that doesn’t exist for so long.

those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t

Hey man, I heard they made a fish about you.

Oh no, he has the same disease as Otto

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @huntedgatherer they're doing this to you in the arts! *7 minute long video of an alien killing everyone in a shopping mall, no results on reverse image search for any frame* 8:34 AM • 11/17/22 • Twitter for Android

Ooh, good one.

#Ruthkanda Forever

Holy wisdom shit balls

Business Costco has confirmed it will shut all 624 locations for 24 hours in just days - leaving Walmart to scoop up business By James Evenden, 9 hrs ago The US Sun Follow

This is such a bizarre headline for something as simple as “Costco locations close for Memorial Day”

Shadowrun revolutionized fantasy AND scifi by being brave enough to ask the question "what if an orc went on the computer"