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Matthew Lichtenberger

@jousterl.bsky.social

All things avian (Grus Americana if you're asking), slime, and cybersecurity, in that order! Born in 1987!

160 Followers  |  100 Following  |  747 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  2.301

Latest posts by jousterl.bsky.social on Bluesky

Don't know if it's desired, but I would be happy to recommend you internally if there's any roles that look interesting.

13.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t hear December to Remember and not think of the SNL skit about it

10.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI come from the net…”

10.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The first batch of YCHs combined in one single animation!
Thanks to @akarto.bsky.social, @jousterl.bsky.social, @lewdcynnia.bsky.social and @felixthechee.bsky.social for commissioning me ^^
Anyone wants more of this YCH? I may open more slots if enough people are interested!

09.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places inna sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
This post needs some kind of warning sign.
That’s the kind of linguist I’m.

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places inna sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve. This post needs some kind of warning sign. That’s the kind of linguist I’m.

02.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

That’s insane, and endemic of the continued divorce from reality of those in the upper echelons vs the ones generating the work product…

I really hope things improve for you.

03.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do love the idea of being too enraptured in pleasure to realize my levels are disappearing… or it being addicting enough to keep coming back with more levels

30.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish that sort of show existed. Especially in today’s environment

30.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I won't sneeze for yesterday,
There's a allergy-free world,
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to free my nose
to the allergy-free world
I will learn to inhale

29.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could never <3 Yes, I adore it. Please message if and when you free up, I would love to take you up on that.

29.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy question but, could you do a color treatment to the sketch you did for me www.furaffinity.net/view/9727641/ ?
Always loved how you depicted it!

28.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot that says:

unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot that says: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Saw this on threads and oh my fucking god gdrive is fast again

Fuck the forced AI integration

27.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 15
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WHOOPS! Forgot to mention we are here at #FizzyFoxesFurryFair !! Rocking some new adorable original art and some Spooky Snories Specials!! #SkyTeaaArt #Snories

25.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something that a witness would consider a particularly lewd interpretive dance to "I Can Show You The World" :>

24.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Was talking to my therapist a week ago about it. In the before times it was that one bounced from happy to sad, and then back...
Now it just feels like the only two states are "blank" and "trauma". Blank being the absence of new trauma, but it's certainly not happy or hopeful.

21.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found this magical little creature resting on a log in the forest! 🌳 πŸ’«

#SkyTeaaArt #Snories #Plushies

20.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre?

Right answers only.

20.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling some kind of way watching even the silhouette of animation @//@

12.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So uh, in detail, what's the experience of 'transferring XP' to Z? :>

05.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine your staffing decisions being oriented around who your smoke-out crew was in college. Also imagine that you got a solid research group from it. The druggie equivalent of the FurryMUCK->Tech pipeline of olde.

04.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep on going, moment by moment. Just keep pushing- especially when it’s hard. Especially when it feels bleak. It’s gonna be worth it.

30.09.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Because Twitter is the final endpoint on the "social media rewards engagement monetarily" track. It doesn't matter how 'real' anything is, every like is some fraction of a cent.

It's why you see people throw conspiracies out as soon as anything happens, to try to be the first to catch the wave.

30.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts are intensifying about these in completely normal ways xD

30.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… πŸ›πŸ«§βœ¨

28.09.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9863    πŸ” 4286    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 17

I know I've given you effusive praise as you rendered this piece but I would be remiss if I didn't echo it across every medium. I adore this piece, not just for the obviously -smutty- stuff but the 'loving dom' energy... my bird is precious to her and nothing other than bliss shall befall him <3

23.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW: #Merging, #Hyper, #Tentacles, #Absorption, #Transformation, #Hypnosis

β€œTransfixed on his beloved, we find the easily ensorcelled whooping crane utterly engulfed from nips to nethers, their seminal ichor nourishing their symbiotic partner~.”

Commission for @jousterl.bsky.social!!

23.09.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah no that's an invitation if I've ever heard one :>

23.09.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you feel better soon :(

23.09.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What movie do you consider *perfect*?

22.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technologically advance a band:
Above and Beyond The Event Horizon

22.09.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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