P. Alberto

TIL Taylor Kitsch shit his pants before an audition. He eventually went on to play Gambit and David Koresh, along with the bad ass known as Tim Riggins.

It’s not where you start or where you shit. It’s where you finish, friends.

Trumpito wants to oversee the LA Olympics so he can steal all the medals. Pass it on.

Good game, America. It was fun?

It’s that time of year, Los Angeles.

Maury was unhinged because who comes on a tv show and denies being a father of a child because their “toes don’t match”

Garber: “LAFC lost? Shit. We gotta have an LA team win MLS Cup. How are the Galaxy doing? Let’s go with them.”

Adam Driver should win the Oscar simply for this line alone. #megalopolis

Is Threads basically only to advertise OnlyFans pages? It’s unhinged.

So, @notgaetti.bsky.social… NEPTA Will White.

One day, I’ll talk about all the things that happened from June 2021 until tonight’s big moment.

I am now a TWO TIME National Arts and Entertainment Photojournalist of the Year.

@taylortwellman.bsky.social should be ashamed of his commentary tonight.

Thank good the sounders don’t have anyone as embarrassing as Gabriel Pec

Gabriel Pec is the type of guy who “has to knock on his neighbor’s doors when he moves into a new neighborhood.”

Sounders need to learn “offense.” That was embarrassingly bad when they needed to close.

Now that the match is over, the commentators can literally put all of the Galaxy’s dick in their mouth after figuratively doing it all match on the microphone. I’ve never heard such bias.

Bring back Rich Rod.

The sexual allegations were bullshit. He should have never left Tucson.

I was on board with the Brennan hire, but the dude is not it.

Chivas USA 2.0 might need to move on. Regression setting in down in South Central.

Here’s why I’m not irritated by the Snell signing.

1. Eventually, some owner is gonna step up and do something about it. Is it Hal getting Soto? Who knows. Some team is gonna have to load up to counter this. And that’s good for baseball.

2. Is Roki to LA a lock now? Me thinks it’s not for sure.

One of the most impressive keyboards I’ve witnessed: Brazen Studios’ “Cracked Indigo and Gold” Mason60. A work of art. And a gem in my collection.

Happy to see you over here, Mike.

Our “Waking Up in the Western Conference Final” MOOD!

Hey, @heygregr.bsky.social… are you feeling better than Steve this morning?

when everyone around you is mad, but you're just a pretty chill guy making Western Conference Final plans

WE'RE MOVING ON!!! 👊

Don’t throw any shit on the pitch now, LAFC fans.

🥹🥹🥹

I am so happy.

3 and a half fucking years.

We finally got through them.

Hold this lead, Sounders. I’m gonna fucking cry.