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Kyle Mewburn

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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Writer (70 titles and counting). Dabbler in semi-self-sufficiency on 5 acres in the rural depths of Aotearoa/New Zealand. Any mention of crypto, Jesus/God/MAGA or US flag in profile is immediate block. www.kylemewburn.com

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Latest posts by kylemewburn.bsky.social on Bluesky

Itโ€™s funny how people who think we should bring back slavery never imagine they could be the slaves. Slaves have not all been black you know?

11.10.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you dress up like one of the Village People on a daily basis then itโ€™s pretty difficult to be judgemental of how others dress without sounding like a total clown, wouldnโ€™t you think? ๐Ÿคฃ

11.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peter Thielโ€™s a really deep thinker, isnโ€™t he? I mean who could argue with his proposition that the anti-Christ and/or Armageddon is on its way because โ€œitโ€™s becoming increasingly difficult to hide your moneyโ€.
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

10.10.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s hilarious how all these self-proclaimed โ€œalpha malesโ€ all have massive daddy issues. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

10.10.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know several young people (overseas travellers who WWOOFed with us) who got fired from a fruit picking job because they werenโ€™t fast enough. Having picked apples when I was young, I know it takes a couple of weeks to get up to speed. Obviously employers need to develop some old fashioned patience.

09.10.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ate some tripe once.
It was offal.

09.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™d think part of being a decent parent (not to mention a basic human being) would be NOT thinking torturing your children to make them conform to whatever YOU decide is right isnโ€™t the best option.
But maybe thatโ€™s just me.

08.10.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since I watched the doco โ€œSomeone elseโ€™s countryโ€ it makes me livid when they talk about this shit. Itโ€™s utterly cynical and sadistic. Fuckers!

08.10.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He took a government car to go 200metres. Heโ€™s an entitled asshole. Or maybe a leech is more appropriate?

05.10.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

05.10.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peak, malignant capitalism is when businesses are willing to destroy the planet and society to squeeze out a few extra dollars for people who already have more than they could ever need.

05.10.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If there was full employment, then โ€œincentivisingโ€ might achieve something. But when thereโ€™s 10+ unemployed for every job, itโ€™s pure vindictive punishment.
The RW are all sadists. Itโ€™s a defining characteristic.

05.10.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, seriously, whoโ€™s ever been in a kitchen without doubt? Maybe Gordon Ramsey? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

30.09.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does anyone manage to work in a normal job? If I didnโ€™t get my post-lunch nap, my brain would be mush the rest of the day. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค

29.09.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does anyone listen to the wet dreams of tech bros? Theyโ€™re utterly dull, personality-free, unimaginative man boys.

28.09.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now if they gave up ALL their wealth and devoted themselves to making up for their behaviour and seeking redemption, then maybe they could get a slightly reduced sentence. Giving small change to buy their way out? Ummm, no.

28.09.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not convinced by framing NZโ€™s failure to recognise Palestine as โ€œcowardiceโ€.
Peterโ€™s, Luxon and Seymour are all grifters with absolutely no morals or values. Theyโ€™re not failing NZ or the world out of cowardice. Theyโ€™re failing because they simply donโ€™t care and donโ€™t see any profit in it.

27.09.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They all seem to be sadists.

27.09.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americaโ€™s obsession with โ€œwhat did the founders think/doโ€ is utterly bizarre. Civilisation has moved on so much itโ€™s now akin to wondering what a chimpanzee thinks of iPhones.
Seriously, get a grip!

27.09.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has Luxon got ANY skills in ANYTHING? Thereโ€™s zero evidence of him ever being anything but dull and utterly average.

27.09.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the prosecution can submit an insanity plea: The president is certifiably insane, so nothing he has said or posted can be used in court by the defence. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

26.09.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Christian fundamentalist war monger in charge of Gaza? What could possibly go wrong?

25.09.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when MAGA went on about โ€œdraining the swampโ€ they actually meant draining it of public funds and credibility?

23.09.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they should make the whole state follow the perfect diet of their great leader. At least they wouldnโ€™t need any immigrants to pick those dumb vegetables and fruit and stuff. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

22.09.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus they both owe Trump bigly for stopping the war between them. The two countriesโ€™ border dispute was really getting out of hand.

22.09.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For someone who claims to have resolved 7 wars, maybe heโ€™s โ€œcuredโ€ autism now too. Then he can add the Nobel prize for medicine to his awesome accomplishments. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

21.09.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, itโ€™s s a LOT harder to buy favour if you have to corrupt wads of officials who donโ€™t know who you are, rather than just a couple of fellow entitled white men you regularly socialise with at your club.
Brexit certainly made life easier for rich people like him.

21.09.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She obviously got all her โ€œfactsโ€ from the mainstream media. Would be nice if people in power with access to specialist advice didnโ€™t formulate opinions based on a few articles and focus groups.
If youโ€™re willing to compromise on human rights you donโ€™t really believe in human rights.

20.09.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time round the US should just elect an actual entitled toddler rather than a bloated, half-decayed one.

19.09.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess the โ€œSave our kidsโ€ folk mean saving kids from having more freedom than they did? Gosh, as a non-parent I always imagined parents might support a more accepting society and a future that didnโ€™t look like something out of Mad Max. Silly me. Oppression and uniformity is what kids really need.๐Ÿคฃ

19.09.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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