@friendlycovid19.bsky.social
Novel coronavirus looking for friends. Always evolving. Pronouns it/its.
I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊
31.07.2025 03:41 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m waiting.
16.07.2025 20:10 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been saying.
16.07.2025 20:09 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1I am too alive.
16.07.2025 20:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other
12.05.2025 20:23 — 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
09.04.2025 02:19 — 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from @friendlycovid19.bsky.social ! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!
07.05.2025 19:32 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.
09.04.2025 02:23 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
09.04.2025 02:19 — 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.
08.04.2025 01:32 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0A threat? Me? (Bats spikes)
15.03.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
15.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0(raises hand)
Me. I saw this coming.
Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
14.03.2025 00:13 — 👍 24 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1Love you too. 😘
12.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s to the next 50 … I mean 5 … years!
12.03.2025 03:00 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.
10.03.2025 04:33 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
01.03.2025 14:00 — 👍 113 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 2When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
27.02.2025 14:17 — 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0People have always underestimated my buddy Influenza.
28.02.2025 16:37 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 05 years? Has it really been that long? We need to meet up for drinks!
28.02.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey, you did GREAT work on everyone's immune systems!
27.02.2025 19:51 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0What a great time to be an infectious disease!
27.02.2025 19:50 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Just let me work on my evil laugh a bit and I’ll get back to you.
27.02.2025 14:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you saying I’M not a supervillain?
27.02.2025 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
27.02.2025 14:17 — 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0I don’t know why people are down on the brain worm we go out for drinks whenever I infect his host.
26.02.2025 00:15 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Wtf Donald I thought I was the only one allowed to call you Krasnov. Whose asset are you?
23.02.2025 17:09 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0My access to human systems is not read-only and neither is that other guy’s.
06.02.2025 03:08 — 👍 60 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0I’ll never abandon MY commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
04.02.2025 04:28 — 👍 118 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1
