Breezy | Bendicida

At least one of us is gonna get to marry our celebrity crush, so why not me? Good luck to the rest of you. 🥰

I can’t have a local boyfriend yet. I’m going to meet my celebrity crush in 2 months and we are going to fuck 💯

Anyways, trip in the books for Colombia 😍 I’m so excited, they’re my favorite Latinos besides Puerto Ricans (cuz I am one). <3

My bitch from Ohio be having theee mostttt boyfriends. That surprises me cuz who even lives out there? Hahah

This is where pearls come from, if you even cared. #vegan #savethetelescopefish #PETA

But I’m wearing his hoodie to bed rn 😭😭😭 let me be in my delusion

My best friend‘s brother is soo hot, I have a big crush on him. But I can’t bring myself to actually make a move on him bc I hang out with two of his sisters and they both know I like to get ate like a seedless mango so that’d just be awkward 😭

To all my ladies out there, imma be honest: I don’t wanna share you with a dirty ass man 😕

I don’t need to be picked by 1000 people. Just cherished by a special one.

I’d give anything to play Cloud Hopper on my old palm pre again.
Such a cute simple game on an amazing phone way ahead of its time 💔💔💔

Always lusted after. Never truly loved, appreciated or cared for.

As a black woman, why do I have to tell you not to touch my hair….

If you see this, post a pokemon, animal crossing villager, flower and color you like ✨

HOPE CORE HOPE CORE

When my friends ask why I went back to that toxic guy…. I’ll tell them he’s just a boy who wants to be loved, and I’m a mommy. 🥹

Baby tú tá yummy yummyyy
Call me si te siento lonely lonely

Every Pride Month, there must be one messy breakup. I don't make the rules. But the proof is in the pudding today.

Everyone w a switch 2 I hear that they are overheating so you should keep them next to an open window, preferably the first floor!!!! :3

Today is my last birthday in my 20s 🥹 Which pic should be my man's next lock screen? 👀

I don’t miss my old fine shyt, I just miss having a cute little Puerto Rican. I could easily replace him with an island boy

#booksky

I’m not depressed I just need to take a shot at El Cafetín (bar in PR with hot, shirtless bartenders)

You left me for someone who looks up to me… how embarrassing.

My period stopped for 24 hours then came back with a vengeance this morning. It’s like she knew I was supposed to meet the loml yesterday, and when I didn’t she got mad…

You have no business looking hot to me when you were born after the year 2000. I mean honestly, wtf.