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Whenever I lucid dream I don’t even get to spawn stuff in or whatever so I have to manipulate dream logic to get infinite pizzas through glitches and tricks instead of hacks.

fuck the library, fuck the flood, and fuck halo

english teachers are incredibly petty jerks or tumblr users and there is like no inbetween

my favorite part of homestuck was when dave fought king bob-omb with his loyal sidekick the red pikmin

I didn’t get a screenshot of it when it happened and I still haven’t seen it again but it was those open minded ones that are hidden out of bounds

nothing really matches the feel of playing a game at like 2am and seeing a freaky ass corpse staring you down frozen in foxy jumpscare pose when you turn around and then seeing zero results abt it when you look it up. some creepypasta bullshit. I stared at it for a solid 4 seconds before registering

This is how votv was meant to be played

english teacher just sent out an ai generated goodbye note to the class. my english teacher. used ai. to write a “heartfelt goodbye.”

THE MUPPET JOKER’S TRUE IDENTITY IS BRO STRIDER

ooooooh yeah let’s stop doing that before it turns into a habit

garn47, b3313, yume nikki. what the fuck do you call this genre. where-the-fuck-am-I-likes??? dreamlikes??? actually dreamlikes is baller we should call them that.

a man in a white tank top is eating cereal and screaming ALT: a man in a white tank top is eating cereal and screaming

nothing scarier in votv than experiencing a new event (screaming bloody corpse appearing behind you) and the only documentation on it is the corpse being inert and hidden out of bounds

oh but when DIRK does it /j

Pros of friend getting into homestuck:
Friend into homestuck

Cons of friend getting into homestuck:
“vriska did nothing wrong”

Paula rolling a full party revive from a desperate prayer when she’s the only one left on 16 HP and proceeding to channel her ancestors’ will into her frying pan to finish the boss off with a SMAAAASH!! hit is so peak I love earthbound

sometimes you just have to have the town guard capture your players and send them into the castle levels from super mario world so they learn their lesson

hot take caldera is the easiest area

gay rats with a headache be like damn I could really use some rainbow tylenol right about now

FUCK the groom. BULLSHIT boss fight. Genuinely so fucking obnoxious I’m able to get like 4 hits on him and he goes back to his stupid fucking pipe organ and starts shooting bombs at me that aren’t even hard to dodge and just waste my time. And then his attacks when he’s not have like no windup.

pikachu had no right to be the mascot of pokemon it should’ve been eevee

susie’s idea and luigi logic. do you see the vision. i do.

actually kinda right. not really. idk this is a clusterfuck

Me when I’m wrong I think but too bad

Krusie is a prime example of moirallegience.

Had a dream that was very very cozy except the thought that “the heir is dead” was constantly running through my mind so anyways fun fact apparently melatonin turns you into davesprite.

had a dream where I was fighting a boss from the binding of isaac and Jake English was there and instead of helping he just sat around and complained about something I can’t remember. also at one point I ran into a bunch of teachers cosplaying trolls and that was neat.

I fucking hate people who use that passive aggressive “hope this helps 🤗” bullshit. I get it I didn’t understand the full context but that’s no reason to be a condescending prick. Kankri Vantas level bullshit.

A photo of a raw tomato with bites taken out of it. I’m eatings it. Yummy.

Back on my bullshit today

I had a dream that was a cross between Homestuck and Look Outside. Markiplier played Dave Strider and got crow attributes from being exposed to sunlight.

Fuck pyro pyramid all my homies hate pyro pyramid