Jenna

Hayley Williams in town for MY birthday? Literally hell fucking yeah

Should I watch once upon a time? It feels like Glee in the way where you had to be there to experience it in real time

@luvamistoole.bsky.social all day “strapped was a movie”

Johnny Knoxville is the new host or Rear factor? Oh we are so back

Damn I really am a lover girl, don’t tell anyone!!

Baja Blast…. Pie

Found my first smut book I ever purchased at my parents house and I will be starting to reread it today. I had to be like 13 when I bought this and based only on the cover… I’m in disbelief my mom bought it for me

The deli sub is an art form we don’t talk about loud enough

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Working at a first date destination is all fun and games until it’s just them and I in the restaurant and it’s not going well

Got a long black trench coat and it’s taking over my personality

“There aren’t enough publicly accessible portals to hell anymore”

Some days the only thing carrying me through is the hot baristas at the coffee shop and that’s okay

All you “Christmas starts Nov 1st” bitches please need to chill, I just woke up

It’s crazy how edibles will kick your ass

Hot and Bothered is my personal fave.

Can’t wait for someone to ask “who the fuck are you?” Tonight 🩷💙

On my period heavy and instead of being scared of the killer in a scary movie I’m sobbing for the victims

Kit Kat is dead and I am officially in mourning. $10 for a Kit Kat Martini? I’d rather die. Bring back the $4 happy hour with the half off all martinis after 6 on Tuesdays you cowards

Call the bitch’s mom

Had a classic Jenna day today! Got my nails done, got new books, got new make up, went to the dispensary, got a huge Caesar salad covered in Parm, things are looking up

“Hades and Meg are in a Dom sub relationship and to fix their marriage they both decide to top Hercules together”

THE IRISH MENS RUGBY IS ALSO HERE WHAT

Just found out the New Zealand men’s rugby team is in Chicago, let me head down town really quick, ya know just to welcome them personally

I know begin my 12 days of hell. If you see me out and about, give me a hug !

It’s hard being a Brat in a family of swifties

Forgot I was in GEORGIA and ran my mouth a little too hard and hope I changed some perspectives! Because a lot of people agreed with no context of who I am and where I live

In Wrigleyville in Chicago right now—

ICE/CBP has reportedly been targeting laborers in the area all morning. A large number of neighbors are gathered outside a house where agents snatched a man. His lunch is still here on the ground.

Area is clear of feds for now, gas deployed earlier.

On the aux, should I play Boy is a Bottom

Meeting all my sisters friends and I don’t think they were ready for how hot I am lollll