Jimmy Hell 🤘

Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?

I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.

I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.

On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.

I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.

I definitely won't be making a new account over there now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be having a stupid picture or saying ImBatmanLad. Just saying.

Awww, ta.

ImBatmanLad

Yeah, I sometimes go down a rabbit hole too.

Always the way. Even as I tweeted it I knew it would likely get me in trouble. I mean, it was about a piece of shit American woman being racist to Koreans and resisting arrest, so... naturally I'm in the wrong.

Bellends.

Most they can get is 85. They need us to drop 12 points while being perfect from their end.

Bottom line: they're done.

Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.

Happy International Women's Day!

Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.

Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!

Hahaha, cheers. I think I definitely did.

Stunningly stupid.

Oh, just over TWO seasons, yeah? I see. Can we arbitrarily select these two seasons as well, or do we just go by the last two? Or whichever two seasons YOU choose?

Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?

Gomez - out for the season
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.

The fully fit & available all the time Reds!

My OCD is bugging out.

A news article from Metro: Every screen tested in McDonalds has traces of poo Metro UK has tested the customer touch screens in eight McDonalds restaurants in the UK. They found traces of faecal bacteria found in poo on every screen as well as a host of other bacteria. McDonalds say that screens are cleaned regularly.

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.

Really hard to tell if he's mentally unwell or just a colossal twat.

Spot on.

Today:

"But any suspension for the Liverpool head coach and assistant Hulshoff will be determined at a later date...."

OH WHAT A MASSIVE SHOCK I WONDER HOW MANY GAMES IT'LL BE

So tired of this shite. Beginning to wish he'd have fucked off in January, tbh. I've no idea why we're playing this stupid game of pretending like he's not made up his mind. The little rat's as good as gone, and his performance has dropped off a cliff this season because his head is already there.

Just think it was unnecessary. He's not better than Ali, and I think Kelleher deserved to be no.1 if Ali isn't.

I find the keeper situation bizarre though. You've got Ali saying he intends to stay until the end of his contract, you've got Kelleher saying nothing though is likely to want out depending, and you've got Marmadashvili saying he's replacing Alisson. It's all a bit mad and needlessly so.

I think it'll be quite the summer, tbh. We could win the league and a cup and it's not even a stretch to say that very few are 'safe', which is mad really but just shows you how times have changed and how you have to constantly shake things up.

Pretty much where I am, though I'd keep Gakpo too, he's very useful and has chipped in regularly with good numbers that aren't getting the credit they deserve because Mo skews things.

We definitely need a deadly number 9.

The whole Sam Wilson as Captain America idea is fucking ridiculous. Was never on board with it. They may as well have binned the super soldier program at the start and just given some bloke a shield, cos that's all this version of CA is. It's shite.