Kristopher G. Sunshine

I'm not even from the US

a cartoon mole says it 's molly monday ALT: a cartoon mole says it 's molly monday

I feel like Moley is a cult leader

a cartoon mole is standing in a field with mountains in the background . ALT: a cartoon mole is standing in a field with mountains in the background .

Who the fuck is Moley

Bonus: I decided to make Kris 15 by the time of Deltarune. I don't know if Chapters 3&4 will give us any birthdates, so I won't speculate too much on an exact birthday. Kris, being 15, would lend them right at 9th grade & Asriel in the first semester of college with a comfy 3 to 4y age difference.

As a treat for reading so far, here's a bit of information about this interpretation of the lore:

Kris's full name is Kristoffer.

In the game, the drawer's text changes depending on the save file you're on, implying that each save is not exactly 1:1 to one another. I took the idea from that.

I've taken some creative liberties to make it more... Interesting. The account will take place in a secret, fourth save file, where things are more different than usual since a fourth save file isn't supposed to exist.

I plan to take it very seriously! I like it when parody accounts have high effort put into it. Although, I'll already warn you [guys] that it will be not 1:1.

I've made this decision for 3 reasons:

1. I want to work with the new lore chapter 3&4 will bring us.
2. I want the account to be active at least around the same time as the game. Preferably at the same time.
3. My weirdass thought it would be cool if Kris spoke German, so I gotta learn it now.

News on the @krisscrossapple.bsky.social parody account:

It will remain MOSTLY inactive until Fall 2025. And I'm talking about Northern Hemisphere Fall, not Southern Hemisphere Fall; so yeah, it will take a while.

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Funny how HUEStation predicted it years ago, lol. He knew there was going to be a clown animatronic somewhere down the line since Pizzaria Simulator came out

The leeches will kill me first. Them.

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!WARNING POST!

For those who follow me for the parody/in-character content,

I made this account to "test the waters," as a certain canine would say, and I decided to keep it as my personal account.

If anyone is still interested in a Kris parody account, follow @krisscrossapple.bsky.social

Django: Unchained.

Based. Got my respect with everything else, but you got my appreciation with Castle Crashers.

I wish that one day Red Dead Redemption gets the same offer...

William Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's. He got crushed inside of a suit made of metal and cloth, left to rot for around 30 years in a moldy, filthy enclosed room. If he's not the smelliest corpse in history, I don't know who is. Thank God the real William didn't go through that...

Thankfully, the weirdo above controlling my body didn't make me hug the prince. I'm just uncomfortable with how they keep trying to set me up with the bird.

Susie is cooler, though.

21.

I just want to point out how fascinating it is that the human brain has a "department" for specifically identifying other beings trying to imitate humans. I'm not a scientist, but from what I see, it doesn't seem to be a matter of convenience either, but rather survival. (Uncanny Valley).

Black Mesa is not a remake or a remaster. It's a reimagining. It's a different interpretation of the game & and therefore, shouldn't be treated as a replacement or as a better alternative. It's a compliment. Like a movie adaptation of a book.

Play the original first. With the new anniversary update, it's an even better experience. It should give you a good idea of what the Half-Life franchise is REALLY about and, if possible, play the DLCs. You can play Half-Life 2 and the episodes onwards after that, but save Black Mesa for last.

Super Mario World on an SNES PS2 emulator my dad had.

Kris Gerson Dreemurr.

December 25th, 2024.

My Chemical Romance is good.

Get that man away from my mom.

I love my mom, but she made it very difficult when she chose my middle name.