mike

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

"Do you like Bing?"
"We noticed you weren't using Copilot so we put it in your taskbar."
"Do you want to try Edge yet?"
"Your Windows key is invalid."

"Want to sign in with a PIN or a passkey?"
"Defender needs an update."
"Do you want to try browsing with Edge?"
"Do you want to use OneDrive?"
"Defender needs an update."
"Are you sure you don't want to try to Edge?"
"OneDrive just got an update, do you want to try it?"
"Defender has crashed."

Fun fact: Microsoft makes doing literally *anything* on a PC at least five times harder and more frustrating than it needs to be.

my toxic take is that i think this word is unserious and goofy, a signal of a certain kind of genx/elder millennial personality that also brought us “awesomesauce” which is seemingly harmless but is certainly not easy to be around

Steam Horse Fest ad

Aw hell yeah, partner.

I told my grandma Phil Spencer retired and she started sobbing. Through the cascade of tears rolling down her face and hyperventilating she muttered “Co-Pilot please draft an email thanking Phil for his brave service in the console wars”

She then died. Her ashes sprinkled at a data center nearby

it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically

Or ANY remake for that matter.

It feels like such a colossal fuckup for Sony to have had Bluepoint working on a live-service game of all things and not a Bloodborne remake.

100 cowboys.

storm clouds stalk the horizon — dire omens abound. logging on...

Move fast and go to hell.

Happiest of birthdays to you, sir!

drawing of a woman in office clothing enjoying a Godzilla themed pinball machine after work, glancing at ufo claw games with Godzilla monster plushies inside.

you're a winner ⭐

I'm currently working through the most enjoyable assortment of games I've played in a while. Unicorn Overlord, Arknights: Endfield, and Dispatch. They're all consistently great in a variety of ways, and I don't feel overwhelmed bouncing around a bit.

Yes! Shocked that they haven't cracked down on that, it's not a great experience and absolutely reflects the platform overall IMO.

you'll still routinely see tech journalism that pretends Zuck isn't just an unremarkable chode who stumbled ass first into an ad monopoly and hasn't innovated on any front in decades (outside of right wing friendly lobbying and pushing new boundaries in unethical mass engagement)

let it happen. 𖦹 #AlanWake

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Yep, let's go.
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Quote from the linked article that says "Claude began taking all kinds of orders for what it called “specialty metal items".

lmao
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GOOD LUCK AND I MEAN IT

I'll be honest, I'm kind of stunned this many people are (were?) paying $13 every month for gems or whatever.

Discord buckling under the weight of all the Nitro cancellations. 😂

DDD Commission for VA Abby Trott 🍎

Fuuuuuuck that.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Six star Fluorite when?

This whole situation is even stupider when you include Sweeney’s posts arguing to keep Elon’s CSAM generator in the App Stores because free speech (???).

I'm *begging* for more games to add a "mark all as read/seen" function to bestiary-like database or archive pages. My brain makes me go through and click on everything to get rid of all the little badges and highlights dozens of times in a playthrough and I hate every second of it.