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I hate frogging

I leave for NY tomorrow and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my toe lol

Social media is so draining lately. I just want to hide in a hole

Guess that answers that!

The question is, do I extend my June trip from LA to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social in Burlington? Serious answers only

📌Our Park Service Rangers have flagged the warning on El Capitan.
We are under threat by an America-attacking felon.

I hate reorganizing things because all it does it make a bigger mess that causes me stress beyond anything else

salvation came to me in the form of a cigarette

“A concert will fix me”

Can someone who understands dreams explain why I had a dream where “dysphoria hoodie” was playing on repeat? I mean, I love the song, I’m not mad, but is there a reason it felt the need to be on loop all night

One of two shows in the next two weeks down…

Thank you, universe, for aligning things as they should be

Plane crash? DEI.
Stubbed your toe? Still DEI.
Bad hangover? Yup, that’s DEI too.
Ate some sketchy sushi? Rock chip in your windshield? Ran out of hot water in the middle
of a shower? DEI, DEI, DEI.

Someone’s gotta tell tipsy Jessi “stop”

I tried to take a sip of my drink…
The straw hit my nose…
When did I get a straw

Drunk Jessi: ditches their friends inside to smoke

We aren’t even a month in.

Hey astrology girlies, gays and theys, what’s the deal? Are we expecting good things this month?

If you over grind the coffee beans, yes

Downloaded. I’ll check it out! ☺️

Mmmm I may need book recs at some point

I’ll let yall know my decision on my gender in four years, thanks

I accidentally punched myself in the mouth, and cut my lip,

If that doesn’t accurately describe my January, nothing does

you're telling me times were mid AND evil??

Sup, Bluesky

It must be nice to have your time respected

I have been MIA but more chaotic in real life

Happy holidays, you bastard(s)

Luna is excited for Santa Paws