Johnny Ornelas

Johnny Ornelas

@sleepyjohnny.bsky.social

Likes: pizza, arcades, the smell of gasoline. Dislikes: villains and poor losers (in videogames)

113 Followers 136 Following 100 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 weeks ago

Anyone who's been on the wrong side of an ostrich beak knows exactly how that dude who died on the toilet in Jurassic Park feels

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3 months ago

Cen cal emo and indie kids all know that Deftones / A Perfect Circle have a ton of art house cred.

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3 months ago

You've played the RE games that are worth playing.

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3 months ago

You don't need to do things you don't enjoy ya know

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4 months ago
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This is the most insane thing I've potentially ever seen

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4 months ago

I was 100% tempted, but the flavors were also nondescriptive - like deodorant and laundry scent names. Green slush goo called "mountain breeze" wtf am I supposed to do with that

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5 months ago

If Back to the Future was made today, he'd be going back to the year 1995. So I think probably "yeah", 2000s music is considered retro now

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5 months ago

Yooo I was just at a gas station in Bakersfield that had some off brand ass slushies called "SLORP" or some dumb shit

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7 months ago

Not to mention the tax cuts are inherently inflationary. We're going to have pandemic era inflation, but without the pandemic as an excuse.

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10 months ago
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discovered a genre of Japanese PlayStation commercials used for games made in the UK

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10 months ago
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Ten Thousand

xkcd.com/1053/

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10 months ago

Imagine getting to introduce your soulmate to the drum break from Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight". Perspective is everything I guess

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11 months ago

There was an amazing anime that was exactly this that used to play late nights on the sci-fi channel in the 90s, but I don't remember what it was called sad 😭

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1 year ago

Kinda sitting here blown away by the insightfulness of "the very roads you walk on are counting on you", btw

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1 year ago

I used to joyfully just buy and share keys to the game whenever I saw a post about it was getting traction. It sucks that buying copies to give out feels like a double edged sword now.

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1 year ago

Do you think Eskimos tell other Eskimos to go "touch snow"

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1 year ago
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Americans giving up social security for a $400 check

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1 year ago

Makes me feel like an elementary school kids Everytime, but it slaps

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1 year ago

"how does he know which way we're going"

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1 year ago

Please play disco elysium. Like not to be dramatic but it's a really important piece of art and I'm sure some part of you will change after playing through it. I don't know what the truly moral means of consuming it is and I'm kind of at the point that I don't care just play it if you haven't.

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1 year ago

If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like β€œan entire bicycle”

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1 year ago

These exist for every age demo, your just seeing the o s for your age bracket. I promise you there are zoomer posts like this talking about how it was the best childhood to have summer vacation playing Xbox 360

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1 year ago

@fredrikknudsen.bsky.social did you have a video about the bodybuiding forum week discussion? It was brilliant and very wanted to link it to a friend but it's a either gone or never existed??

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1 year ago

A few thousand new Yorkers weren't the only casualties of 9/11

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1 year ago

You realize he was joking...right?

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1 year ago

Makes ya wonder if the other ones are tasty too

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1 year ago

Lobster is bugs

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1 year ago
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BLAME YOURSELF, OR GOD

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1 year ago

We used to watch this in pre law when the teacher was hungover.

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1 year ago

TNG is so good. Comparing "good" star wars (the first two movies) to TNG isn't really fair though. Comparing modern work to post modern work is kind of a waste of time. They're too different.

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