JP Relph - TWO NEW COLLECTIONS OUT

JP Relph - TWO NEW COLLECTIONS OUT

@therelphian.bsky.social

Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, tea, apocalypses and dark botany. Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted All print publications on Amazon Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph

431 Followers 228 Following 601 Posts Joined Aug 2023
11 hours ago

Get into this, it looks stunning 🤩

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1 day ago

Same here - when I hit my latest car, I insisted it was pre-2018 so it would have a CD player 😀

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2 days ago

The can’t get near my extensive dvd collection 😀

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3 days ago
American Sllop – 3:AM Magazine I. In which Dr Hawthorne comes to town ~ The snakeskin wagon that caused such bluster in the broadsheets from Oregon to Illinois kicked dust over the saloon steps. The menfolk—wranglers, drunks, malin...

"He took the doohickey for a pillow and woke only to rile his driver and eat rotten carrion, maggots and all."

Remarkable darkly-magical-Western horror from @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social. Full of character, blistering language, incredible imagery.
Read it, like now
3ammagazine.com/3am/american...

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4 days ago

Wonderful Nora 😌

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4 days ago

Amazing! I’m there too - and that makes 6 Trash Family that I know of 😍

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5 days ago

Thank you June

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5 days ago

Wow! So more interested in your popularity than your writing? Appalling

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5 days ago

Huge congrats lovely, crossing my bits for you going forward 😘

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5 days ago

Amazing Beth, I'm there too 😀

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5 days ago

Hot Dyam, I have made this longlist 🤯
Thank you to the readers and judges 💜

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1 week ago

What an absolutely lovely thing to find in my notifications. Thank you to @staniforthmick.bsky.social for this unexpected and kind review of Winter-Bourne, a spooky story inspired by the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street ☺️

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1 week ago

Thank you so much for reading and your generous feedback, I’m really blown away ☺️

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1 week ago

Thank you lovely 💜

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1 week ago
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Submissions for the Mini Bin are now OPEN.
Send us your best micros before 8pm (UK Time) on the 10th March.
Make 'em short, make 'em sharp, make 'em story.
50-175 words, any genre.

trashcatlit.com/microfiction...

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1 week ago
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Same here🖤

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1 week ago

This really is a smashing collection of preloved words. Something for everyone who loves story

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2 weeks ago

Thank you to Mark for giving me this opportunity, it was a real treat and shows @urbanpigspress.bsky.social are one of the best.
Shoutouts within to @sarahkat.bsky.social and my collab pal, @matgost.bsky.social 🖤

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2 weeks ago

I’ve never joined a party before, but I’m genuinely scared for the future of my country, and me. Join and vote 💚

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2 weeks ago

Amazing Beth, congrats to you 🌟
Also to other Trash Fam @fionamckay.bsky.social and @bmerklee.bsky.social 💜

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2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

I’m really chuffed to have this piece in the Garage. It’s a story about dark and light and what you’d do for family.
I’d love if you could spare a few and drop into The Black Geranium 🖤🤍

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3 weeks ago

Thank you so much for having me in the Garage 🖤🤍

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3 weeks ago

We had frost and sun a couple days ago and I went outside! Perfection.
Rain’s back now

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3 weeks ago
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Scratch First published by Bag of Bones Press in their SKIN anthology, 2024 Later published as part of Sick Ink, my horror collection, 2025 Recommended in Ellen Datlow’s ‘Best Horror of the Yea…

My horror short story, Scratch was first published by Bag of Bones Press and made it onto Ellen Datlow's Best Horror of the Year 🖤
I've made it free to read on my website with links to the anthologies it's part of.
Maybe don't read after eating...
therelphian1.wordpress.com/scratch/

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3 weeks ago

Thank you, I had fun with it

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3 weeks ago

Thank you Clodagh 🖤

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3 weeks ago
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Crossroads by JP Relph from The One That Got Away: a Pistol Jim Press series

I have a little supernatural noir up at Pistol Jim Press today 🖤

pistoljimpress.substack.com/p/crossroads...

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1 month ago

“We didn’t leave one of our kids back there, you know, like one of the others”.

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1 month ago
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