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@therelphian.bsky.social

Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, tea, apocalypses and dark botany. Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted Short fic collection, Know That We Held on Amazon Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph

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14.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She was born at a riding school so possibly raised in part by ponies 😝

14.10.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghoul in the Pool
Djinn in the Bin

13.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, we received our own void baby! πŸ–€
Happy one year to your lovely girl πŸ–€

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Honoured to be part of anyone’s spooky reading list πŸ˜ŠπŸ–€

07.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much, hope you enjoy πŸ–€

07.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A promo image for my blog post on substack, showing the cover of my Silent Screams anthology, with a word cloud, and the post title: "Silent Screams for Halloween"

A promo image for my blog post on substack, showing the cover of my Silent Screams anthology, with a word cloud, and the post title: "Silent Screams for Halloween"

Three amazing charity anthology projects just landed...
My own Silent Screams antho, plus collections from @sasharavitch.bsky.social & @therelphian.bsky.social of @trashcatlit.bsky.social
Read all about them here:
matgost.substack.com/p/silent-scr...

07.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Signed up!

06.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Funerary Racoons?? Could this be what breaks my writing slump? πŸ™€πŸ¦

06.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover wrap for Silent Screams, An Anthology of Quiet Horrors - featuring a striking, surreal illustration by Eric Brenner, depicting a screaming face with far too many eyes. The book blurb states:
The most terrifying horror stories don't churn your stomach. They creep like shadows, chilling with a touch. They build dread through atmosphere and emotion, rather than splatter and gore.

Welcome to Silent Screams, an anthology of quiet horror stories.

Within these pages, you will face strange and twisted scenes, dark and demonic characters, nightmares great and small, written by a host of talented authors from around the world.

These are shattering tales of grief and loss, visitations from strange folk, troubled dreams, and cursed artefacts.

These are whispers to make your skin crawl and your toes curl. Words to catch your breath and smother screams.

The cover wrap for Silent Screams, An Anthology of Quiet Horrors - featuring a striking, surreal illustration by Eric Brenner, depicting a screaming face with far too many eyes. The book blurb states: The most terrifying horror stories don't churn your stomach. They creep like shadows, chilling with a touch. They build dread through atmosphere and emotion, rather than splatter and gore. Welcome to Silent Screams, an anthology of quiet horror stories. Within these pages, you will face strange and twisted scenes, dark and demonic characters, nightmares great and small, written by a host of talented authors from around the world. These are shattering tales of grief and loss, visitations from strange folk, troubled dreams, and cursed artefacts. These are whispers to make your skin crawl and your toes curl. Words to catch your breath and smother screams.

Silent Screams is out now.
It's the first anthology I've edited and I love every single story inside it.
If you prefer your #Halloween scares quiet and filled with creeping dread, then this is the book for you.
eBook and paperback:
mybook.to/SilentScream...
#Horror #ShortStories #WritingCommunity

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An image of Jane Goodall and a chimpanzee, from 1965. Photo courtesy CBS Photo Archive / Getty.

An image of Jane Goodall and a chimpanzee, from 1965. Photo courtesy CBS Photo Archive / Getty.

The naturalist Jane Goodall died today at 91. Hope, she argued, is not merely β€œpassive wishful thinking” but a β€œcrucial survival trait.” Revisit a conversation with Goodall, from 2021: nyer.cm/F55JtsS

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Here are universal links to my two new collections, the novella I wrote with @matgost.bsky.social which is currently only £6.50!, and the cracking anthology from @trashcatlit.bsky.social 🦝

mybook.to/SickInkColle...
mybook.to/OneForSorrow...
mybook.to/WatcherNovella mybook.to/WhatComesToL...

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Impress a badger and save your friends! 😝

01.10.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very proud of this beautiful baby! 🦝
If you love short fiction and want to read 27 amazing writers' interpretation of "treasure in unexpected places", then please do grab a copy and help raise money for UK wildlife 🦑🦊🦒🦌

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Thank you Junebug πŸ’šπŸ’š

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If you read anything today, read this. Gorgeous soil and fungi prose, masterful worldbuilding πŸ’š

27.09.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thrilled to be part of this absolute stunner with my dialogue-driven dystopia, The Book of Anna.
Congrats on your first issue guys 🌟

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Love this story so much πŸ’š

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2/2
So excited to share pages with writers I love -
@sarahkat.bsky.social
@terryholland.bsky.social @heatherbooknook.bsky.social
@lindzmcleod.bsky.social
and others I can't wait to get familiar with (in a readerly sense, obvs πŸ˜€)

20.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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@matgost.bsky.social has curated an incredible collection of quiet horror - I'm still blown away to be part of it with my short, Rockabye.
Stunning cover by Eric W. Brenner, don't miss out on this one - preorder for spooky season πŸ–€

mybook.to/SilentScream...

20.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is wonderful! Thrift n Write needs to be a thing πŸ˜€

14.09.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't wait to see what will emerge in our #FlashMonster contest. Deadline is October 15th.

We like literary approaches but also dig genre & pulpy takes as well. Art house or grindhouse. Subvert the usual monster tropes or create something nobody’s ever seen.

themolotovcocktail.com/flash-monste...

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Those moments are the best because every now and then it pops in your head, and you think β€˜ohmygod, I did that’ πŸ˜€

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Fantastic achievement 🀩

09.09.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s heard you’re helping raise money for wildlife and is looking for an advance πŸ˜†πŸ§‘

07.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fantastic Joyce 🌟

06.09.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Autumn Prompts
Open until September 26
Shorter days, longer nights, what memories come to mind when the dark creeps in?
What rotten thing lurks beneath the surface?
As trees lose their leaves, what do people lose, willingly, or not?
What does it mean to have autumn without abundance?

The four prompts each have an orange leaf behind them.
The background is black.
Underbelly Press logo in the top right corner.

Autumn Prompts Open until September 26 Shorter days, longer nights, what memories come to mind when the dark creeps in? What rotten thing lurks beneath the surface? As trees lose their leaves, what do people lose, willingly, or not? What does it mean to have autumn without abundance? The four prompts each have an orange leaf behind them. The background is black. Underbelly Press logo in the top right corner.

Prompts to get you thinking:
Shorter days, longer nights, what memories come to mind when the dark creeps in?
What rotten thing lurks beneath the surface?
As trees lose their leaves, what do people lose, willingly, or not?
What does it mean to have autumn without abundance?

04.09.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! Thank you so much you absolute star πŸ–€πŸ–€

04.09.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was a LOT of work, but I think you'll agree, worth it. I will be lying down now for several days while you get stuck in and read these 25 imaginative, amazing prompted stories πŸ˜€πŸ’œ

04.09.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to people reading this and, you know, if there are any TV show makers out there, I’d watch this show relentlessly πŸ˜€

03.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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