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@therelphian.bsky.social

Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, tea, apocalypses and dark botany. Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted Short fic collection, Know That We Held on Amazon Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph

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Void is out-gingered there πŸ–€πŸ§‘

03.08.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Moving and vivid writing, Angela

01.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh some fantastic prompt combos being generated already! Fancy having a go? You'll have until 26th August to write up to 500 words to your prompts. It's fast, fun and free to sub up to 2 flash πŸ˜€

01.08.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sans Calor! πŸ™€

01.08.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats! πŸ’œ

31.07.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All Rise! 😻

30.07.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was wonderful πŸ’™

25.07.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An amazing workshop, thank you

23.07.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently she’s perfectly comfortable 😝🀍

23.07.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A story where all of those places exist simultaneously due to some time distortion

22.07.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon cat is reaching up to catch confetti . ALT: a cartoon cat is reaching up to catch confetti .
22.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were representing’ FFO fo sho πŸ˜€

22.07.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was enchanted by her Trash Cat purple hair πŸ’œ

22.07.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This anthology is going to be πŸ”₯

22.07.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your reading was stunning - no sign of nerves πŸ’œ

22.07.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so nonchalant, love him 😻

22.07.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes @pleomorphic2.bsky.social I also received and felt your hug πŸ’œ

22.07.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Final shoutout to the workshop hosts who gave me so much to write about.
@kmelkes.bsky.social
@judehiggins.bsky.social
@shelleyr-j.bsky.social
@vanessageb.bsky.social
@farhanashaikh.bsky.social

and the readers, my God, so much to love and be inspired by.
Thank you FFF2025, I loved it 🌟

21.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Met awesome, inspirational writers and Trash Family too!
Big love to @quickasaflash.bsky.social @nomad-sw18.bsky.social @fionamckay.bsky.social @kleopatraolympiou.bsky.social @stillsquirrel.bsky.social @kateaxeford.bsky.social @sarahoakeskraken32.bsky.social @itssonoemi.bsky.social
and more!

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21.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A huge thank you to gorgeous @sarahkat.bsky.social for sharing this experience with me. It was so lovely to decompress and share after-hours chats. Can't wait to do this again! πŸ’œ
I was so happy to see the love for Fernseed too πŸ’š

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21.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a weekend @flashficfestuk.bsky.social. So glad I decided to go. I will crash out for a week now - but that's a payoff I'll happily live with.
I got to meet and be surrounded by the best flash writers as well as do incredible workshops. So much positive energy and inspiration πŸ˜€

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21.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

While still arresting people for saying the same. Spineless ghouls

21.07.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So nice to meet you πŸ’œ

20.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a special moment for sure! Lovely to meet you and Gill and that convo was fabulous πŸ’œ

19.07.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this πŸ˜‚

19.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be there for evening meet and greet πŸ˜€

18.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I nice sold a six pack of French marigolds to Gregor Fisher - the actor who played Rab C Nesbitt πŸ˜€

17.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry for your loss. Rest well Molly 🀍

17.07.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote a story where Sweep was interviewed by Louis Theroux in the non-extradition country he’d been hiding out in since he killed Sooty. Meanwhile Sue was doing S&M in a club in Grimsby πŸ˜‚

16.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
We're accepting short stories for our first anthology, on the theme of FOLKLORE, from now until the end of September. We're looking for stories of 2,000-10,000 words, from writers living in the North of England.

We're accepting short stories for our first anthology, on the theme of FOLKLORE, from now until the end of September. We're looking for stories of 2,000-10,000 words, from writers living in the North of England.

Our anthology call-out for writers in the North of England is open. We're delighted to have received a few submissions already!

There's plenty of time to submit until the deadline at the end of September, so get scribbling - we'd love to read your words.

11.07.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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