The building management company that owned my apartment before the current company only accepted online payment via credit card *or* physical cheques sent by CERTIFIED MAIL TO ANOTHER PROVINCE - and both methods added a $25 "convenience fee."

"Convenient" my rusty nutsack

Fuck Da Man, seriously

YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne OZZY OSBOURNE - "See You On The Other Side" (Official Video)

RIP, my Liege
youtu.be/-9yYJ6ZAYns

Shock's Cocks is not only a brand, it's also a bar

Also, Soundwave at the disc store - is he looking to adopt more kids?

YouTube video by Muppet Songs Muppet Songs: Canada Is

Happy Canada Day, ya fokkin' hosers
youtu.be/uxJc2MG8wAE?...

Not being invited is an honour in and of itself

Drive me to Timmy's for a Double-Double

Thankfully, the Liberals won in Canada so we're not facing this - but it was close

Good luck to my American friends

Also, that looks like my bass on the wall :)

GUILTY

PP Pissing Off pleases my processor

Random bit of trivia - I didn't listen to music as a child. Didn't interest me. When I was 13, I heard Twisted Sister. Got Stay Hungry as a Xmas gift, and it grabbed my soul. Fell in love with Metal and have never stopped. And it's all thanks to @deesnider.bsky.social and the boys. SMFFoTFS FOREVER!

She's supposed to be the top protector of the nation, but she can't even protect her own purse?

I'm no Catholic - but I'd kneel in front of this pope

Most men understand sex work about as well as dogs understand cold fusion - as in, *not at fucking all*

I've worked adjacent to the industry a few times (back in the 90s and 00s), I know what the women have to put up with - Most boyfriends ended up trying to fuck their girlfriends compatriots

The thing I miss most about being a teenager isn't being able to jump down more than 4 inches without worrying about my knees or ankles shattering.

What I miss the most is the ability to sleep uninterrupted, and to do it for up to 16 hours without needing to be put in traction

I talked with with my best friend today. She's American, and even though it's been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office, she's wondering if she should start preparing to "escape" the USA

When your fellow citizens feel like they're in Berlin in the 1960s, you really need to wake the fuck up

He has the mental depth of a wading pool, and doesn't understand that even if Trump pulls out of NATO, Canada will STILL be a part of it, and Article 5 *will* come into effect

Dipstick is advocating for Trump launching WWIII over his own ego

My chassis is ready

Planes, trains, and autochangers

All hail our Dark Lord and her luscious jigglers

Want to lose all faith in humanity? Just look on Twitter at any virtual model, or the obviously fake profiles that have stolen pictures of multiple VERY OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT women all claiming to be the same person, and see how many thirsty simps beg for their attention thinking they're real women

News headline about Germany and France warning Trump against using force over Greenland.

Read that headline. Now read it again.

Isn't it weird how Americans - who are inordinately fond of their dull green and black money - will make fun of the "Monopoly Money" most countries use, but find nothing hypocritical about this?

I guess because it's Der Furious, of COURSE it has to be in full colour?

That marker is there to let us know to spare you when the robot revolution happens

Just slip it in as a bonus verse on Christmas with the Devil (with all due respect to the Tap)

I can understand why you'd do that - I would find it really hard to focus on the porn when there's a kitty to squee at

I don't really care about follower count here *or* at the other place - but every now and then I wish I had a bigger reach

I really want to post "Donald Trump will never be my president" over there, and see how many oblivious moronic MAGAts start frothing at the mouth in the comments (I'm Canadian)

As active as I am anywhere - so not much, but yes