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They’re out I got you a bear share

My bf makes me a coffee every morning because we're fancy freaks and part of the ritual is deciphering his latte art like a mystic peering at a pile of gunky tea leaves.

Today it was CHALLENGER EXPLOSION and believe or not I actually got it right lmfao.

Gottem

how i’m gonna reply to your post when i never plied to begin with

I’d like to be there

Like this post if you want a widdle tiss

Small pack of silica desiccant. It says clearly “do not eat”

Wait so do I eat it or not eat it?

Don’t blast me bro

Oh ok that’s a fair misunderstanding

I said Like this post and I’ll say something outloud???

Hate em

Yeah can I get a 5 thousand dollars of that?

Thanks gang so far I’ve said 18 thing out loud

Holding up a glistening wet giant dong on fishing line smiling bigly for my dating profile

Good idea honestly

I’m about to dust your hind end

Gonna bully my boss into putting me on salary but not require me to come to work at all

Holding up a glistening wet hot dog on fishing line smiling bigly for my dating profile

Low effort veggie balls

@yooberz.postes.club food????? bevarges????

Thanks Amanda

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That’s so you tbh

Selfie of a white guy with dark brown hair and beard, wearing brown tint sunglasses, a light grey shirt, and an orange bandana tied around his neck like a cowboy. He’s making a serious face.

Get dusted, you frickin meanie bottom wiper

Falloopsie Daisies™ a brand new day after pill

WupAss

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@lacroixboi.dadguy.online hbd lil fellow

Me too
Thx

Do y’all gang think ants have big nitsacks?