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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

Digital illustration of an orange cat dressed as a wizard with the text 'hocus pocus I cannot focus'

✨ Hocus Pocus, I cannot focus ✨

#cuteart #illustration #cat

a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer Alt: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer typing quickly

Tuesday afternoon before Thanksgiving ...

Dispatch made me feel more emotions than most movies I've watched and I didn't even play!

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I get to be Tom Bombadil! TOM BOMBADIL!

#OTD in 1960, Ruby Bridges became the first Black child to attend an all-white school in the South. Decades later, U.S. schools are resegregating at alarming rates.

#TheMarchContinues #EducationForAll

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Left: Unfinished Painting by Keith Haring. It is the upper-left corner of a painting of stick figures. Below the corner are paint lines. Right: A version "completed" with AI. The output resulted in nonsensical scribbles that capture the appearance of the work, but not the same weight or coherence.

the best way i can rationalize how this makes me feel is Unfinished Painting by Keith Haring, made on canvas and left intentionally unfinished to represent his own life being cut short by AIDS. in 2023, someone "completed" it with AI.

There's also this

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“Don’t wear these styles because they age you” good. I want to look older. I want to look ancient, I want to look like someone who has used dark magic to get vengeance, who receives gifts from generations of crow familiars, who stands bent over a cauldron nightly in her forest cottage

That's really cool!

YouTube video by BBC Music Florence + The Machine - Sympathy Magic (Later... with Jools Holland)

I got goosebumps twice 💜

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Increasingly annoyed at the gradual baby-fication of every aspect of our lives. I was watching a movie the other day and sure, I can see Chucky throw a woman out a window, but heaven forbid I read the word "bitch" in the subtitles.

welcome

Yes, I reposted you.

But I am not in repost with you.

Out of reach asap

a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face . Alt: a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .

I drank too much coffee. Also, I drank the perfect amount of coffee 🤣

Same

Apparently someone wants this 🤣

Yesterday was 5 months without my Bostie, Hoss 💔 It's so hard that we love little beings who are here so briefly but impact our lives in immeasurable ways

sunlight

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

A painting of a bird beside the text "maybe next week we can all try to act like human fuckin beings"

I read The Deepest Well in one sitting. Excellent read!

That's fair 🤣

"You need to forgive" 🙄

It's a struggle along with fresh veggies

a black cat with a crescent moon on its head is laying down ALT: a black cat with a crescent moon on its head is laying down

My costume this year is tired goth fairy wearing slouchy pants and comfy socks.