Watching Paradise on Hulu
Meatball Ron lol. Back when he still had his fastball.
I finally start using the MARTA bus because it goes from in front of my new apt in Woodland Hills to Little Five Points. And the route is going away in a month. It was $30-40 on rideshare round trip. MARTA was five bucks. MARTA’s trip planner instructed me to just walk and provided a handy route lol
Trump is practically begging Iran for a giant response. Trump does not give a shit about Israel or America. Setting the conditions for the actual fascist takeover here for the election. The worse the better as far as he’s concerned.
I’ve always believed we’ll party our way through this, you guys.
This KING, you guys! If you don’t have this kind of eat shit energy to this criminal syndicate then pls fuck off forever.
I couldn’t donate to this guy fast enough when I heard about him a few weeks back. Monster callback 😎
LOL absolute banger
Marge: Mmm, I don’t think he’s married, Homer.
Homer: Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there’s lots of foxy ladies out there.
Marge: Homer, didn’t John seem a little “festive” to you?
Homer: Couldn’t agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn’t?
We have news for the beautiful people. There’s a lot more of us than there are of you.
Alien Resurrection. I’ve seen better film on teeth.
This new meta Jardiance commercial within the commercial is blowing my fucking mind.
Parody-wise, I’d say either Eat It or White & Nerdy. One More Minute is the song that taught me how to deal with heartbreak as a kid.
Keep hope alive, you guys
“Knee deep in the hoopla” is just a great way to describe so much. I’ve been using it for years.
The only explanation for Steve Bannon not getting any blowback from his Epstein contact is because being a steaming pile of dogshit was already baked into his public persona.
This entitled jerkoff is running for Guv’na of Georgia and his opening message (aside from being ticket scalper as a value add!) is he, like Trump, doesn’t owe anybody anything. Eat my entire ass pls.
This was a fantastic NFL season with a weak finale. I’ll probably watch next year
After that last billionaire AI commercial, it should be obvious we all need to fight the real enemy.
For whom the cowbell tolls amirite
If America can’t get behind asses bouncing everywhere for fifteen minutes what are we doing here, you guys?!
Banger Levi’s ad. Everyone likes ass in jeans. Monoculture still exists.
Chortled at Machine Gun Kelly ad (yes, I am too old to know who that is)
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Cliff Booth movie incoming!!!
Yay Sleigh Bells got paid for an ad!
Thought those football players were about to shove Billie Joe Armstrong into a locker for a sec
Go Grunge Birds! Fuck Robert Kraft! Seattle is a lock 24-21. Bet your life savings on any dystopian prediction market. ¡Que venga Benito, chicos!
Jesus Christ. Hail St. Nick, I guess.
Such a fantastic touch on his part.