It doesn't matter how much hyper-expensive, aerodynamic, bulletproof, cyber-Kevlar you wear. You're still a douchebag riding a fucking unicycle and you look like an idiot…

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Radioactive wasp nest discovered at old US nuclear weapons site The nest with 10 times more radiation than permitted was found at a facility that once produced parts for US nuclear weapons.

#ItBegins

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Music is always asking the important questions...

Closed captioning on music videos rules!

The new Suede single rules!
That is all...

Another satisfied customer at the local Chevron LOL

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For some inexplicable reason, I insist on pointing my key fob at the van when locking and unlocking...

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Shopping malls make me uncomfortable sometimes...

You Sure You're In The Mood For Another Wes Anderson Film With Everything That's Going On? Hey, guys. It’s me, acclaimed filmmaker Wes Anderson. I just finished my latest movie, The Phoenician Scheme, and it’s going to be great. It’s got everything—an ensemble cast of A-listers, set designs...

theonion.com/you-sure-you...

Poison Pill Is the killer behind the 1982 Tylenol poisonings still on the loose? Exclusive revelations by investigators yield the first authoritative account of what happened and who likely did it. James William ...

Disturbing long read here.
I remember when this happened and we collectively freaked.
The birth of tamper proof packaging pretty much.

www.trulyadventure.us/poison-pill

I walk in the door of a studio I am delivering to and the lady goes are you delivering something?
And I reply...
No I just walk around carrying a box. I think it's a really good look don't you?

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Another Fighter Jet Tumbles from Truman Carrier Deck into Red Sea The USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier lost another F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet on Tuesday -- the third since it deployed to the Middle East -- this time amid a landing incident that caused the ...

Once is and accident.
Twice is a coincidence.
Three times is sabotage.

Keep up the good work...

www.military.com/daily-news/2...

A new bike shop just opened up down here on Holgate and 6th.

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The sun looks amazing today!

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Screwworms are coming—and they’re just as horrifying as they sound US is now scrambling to use aerial bombs of sterilized flies to halt the spread.

In case you need something else to worry about....
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

Dude! I'm totally in the forest!
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A big white dog taking
A big black shit
Right next to my van...

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Controversial doc gets measles while treating unvaccinated kids—keeps working Ben Edwards has grown popular in Texas for providing unproven measles treatments.

LoL

arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

Pretty sure they meant something different...

Sometimes, as a delivery driver, I get to drop off stuff in places that are beautiful art deco masterpieces...
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Good morning from the garden.
The King awakens!

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No reason, I just think this package is funny...

There's a nice elderly couple on the shoulder of the 99 having a full-on screaming match at each other outside of their car...

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Should we be concerned about the loss of weather balloons? Most of the time, not a big deal. But in critical times, the losses will be felt.

I had no idea there was twice daily, planet wide, time synced weather balloon launching going on...

arstechnica.com/science/2025...

Junky chick in stripper heels walking down 3rd with a baseball bat...

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Yet another fun read from Cory.

pluralistic.net/2025/03/18/a...

I'll take your word for it. I'm not giving that dude any web hits. 😀

YouTube video by The Onion Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?

youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw?...

Have I told you how much I love the hilarious placement of downtown Seattle's latest telephone pole at 7th and Pine?

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Police Arrest DUI Drug Dealer, Recover Heroin, Meth, Fentanyl, and Cocaine - SPD Blotter Seattle police officers in the Community Response Group (CRG) arrested a 53-year-old man for DUI as well as suspected sale and delivery of narcotics in North Seattle Saturday night. On March 8 at abou...

Fear and loathing on Aurora Avenue.
#TheseAreThePeopleInYourNeighborhood

spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/03/11/p...