Scorigami Angel

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

ARMY didn't make the Rifle Championships?!? BRING BACK WOKE. THE TROOPS CAN'T SHOOT AS WELL AS GEORGIA SOUTHERN BECAUSE THEY GOT RID OF WOKE

Getting to six weeks of increasing volume without falling over dead is impressive as hell, most training plans I've used give a down week every 3rd or 4th

The schedule every day:
5am-9am a bunch of really cool things starting at the exact same time

10am-2pm a single sad hockey game that will probably be a blowout

2pm-4pm 3 more really cool things at the same time

NBC fell ass backwards into the massive success of Snoop Dogg/Martha Stewart/Leslie Jones a decade ago and assumed the takeaway was “people love Snoop Dogg at the Olympics” and not “people like unexpected new ideas that bring joy to the broadcast.”

Visiting teams are required to take NEC and transfer to the LIRR at NYP, Dartmouth can walk idc

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich

I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol

People really, REALLY didn't like being ordered to grieve for him

TRICK THEM INTO VOTING FOR YOU! IF THEY'RE THAT STUPID IT SHOULDN'T BE HARD!

"The voters are stupid" isn't useful analysis or a political strategy. They will continue being stupid! You either need a plan to make them not stupid or a plan to win despite that

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff

Tony Soprano saying “i hate this fucking shit!”

america yesterday

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

People care more about prices going up than their wages going up is part of it, but we shouldn't neglect that the Democrats are Mom and the Republicans are Dad, and voters were mad at Mom for telling them they couldn't see their friends in 2020, even if Dad was in office at the time.

11th reason ngl

Is it possible that we all died in our sleep some time in 2016 and the last decade has literally been Hell?

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Simpsons - i sleep in a racing car meme. Text I TRAVEL IN A ROBOTAXI, HOW DO YOU GET ABOUT? I HAVE AN INTEGRATED PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM

Jefferson Donovan @JDonovanWx • 3h I may have just stumbled upon the greatest YouTube comment I've ever seen @SickosCommittee @CFBHome @teaking701 • 22h ago (edited) Congrats on your 5-star recruits and $100M facilities, SEC fans. Meanwhile, the MAC is out here playing real football in front of 14 people and a raccoon on a Tuesday night during a blizzard. You ever seen a punter throw a touchdown to a long snapper while the scoreboard's on fire? Didn't think so. While y'all are busy arguing over which frat-funded dynasty is slightly less fraudulent, Toledo's cooking up a triple-reverse flea flicker in a game that ends 43-42 after six missed PATs and a goalpost gets stolen. That's not football. That's MACtion. You wouldn't survive one quarter in Ypsilanti. 143 > 997 13K Il 689K 个

If you needed the context

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Email with the subject like "are you ready for the subway series?"

Bitch, are you?!? #Mets