Scorigami Angel

Tony Soprano saying “i hate this fucking shit!”

america yesterday

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

The way I know Oscar is becoming a world champion is because he used to be a very nice guy and he's quickly turning into a whiny little bitch. All the great F1 champions are whiny little bitches.

People care more about prices going up than their wages going up is part of it, but we shouldn't neglect that the Democrats are Mom and the Republicans are Dad, and voters were mad at Mom for telling them they couldn't see their friends in 2020, even if Dad was in office at the time.

11th reason ngl

Is it possible that we all died in our sleep some time in 2016 and the last decade has literally been Hell?

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Simpsons - i sleep in a racing car meme. Text I TRAVEL IN A ROBOTAXI, HOW DO YOU GET ABOUT? I HAVE AN INTEGRATED PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM

Jefferson Donovan @JDonovanWx • 3h I may have just stumbled upon the greatest YouTube comment I've ever seen @SickosCommittee @CFBHome @teaking701 • 22h ago (edited) Congrats on your 5-star recruits and $100M facilities, SEC fans. Meanwhile, the MAC is out here playing real football in front of 14 people and a raccoon on a Tuesday night during a blizzard. You ever seen a punter throw a touchdown to a long snapper while the scoreboard's on fire? Didn't think so. While y'all are busy arguing over which frat-funded dynasty is slightly less fraudulent, Toledo's cooking up a triple-reverse flea flicker in a game that ends 43-42 after six missed PATs and a goalpost gets stolen. That's not football. That's MACtion. You wouldn't survive one quarter in Ypsilanti. 143 > 997 13K Il 689K 个

If you needed the context

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Email with the subject like "are you ready for the subway series?"

Bitch, are you?!? #Mets

There's so much here, but I especially love the way Hegseth looks like he's staying completely sober until he gets home because he knew this was gonna happen and didn't want to say anything to make it worse.

this is such a good representation of American Christianity

You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.

My politics in a headline:

"See dad, even pros are afraid of the ball! Now please stop throwing it at my head"

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

THE PICK IS IN

This is going to be so much fun.

The One Where I Wish Matthew Perry Was Alive to Joke About This: Chandler Bing committed to Vanderbilt tonight.

Part of me gets the freak out, even though they're clearly in the wrong. I years wanting to just toss my body in a woodchopper for not looking like the after picture, and as soon as I start to make progress I learned it's not all that fashionable of a way to look it and it was quite a rug pull.

I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go

The unwashed masses have been clamoring for the Chevy S10, and finally someone is listening

seems almost perfect but automatic windows? what am i, the duke of windsor?

Image from I think you could leave the summer loving episode

Image from I think you should leave the summer loving episode

This is how they will go about electing a new Pope.

"I really think the only reason you came to the Vatican is to use the zip-line."

"Cardinal Russo said your face looks like a clock."

I had to see how old she was to satisfy my curiosity and HOW THE HELL IS SHE ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN ME THAT CANT BE REAL

Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

Would love to get this auto claim assigned to me lol

god forbid men get exercise