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Shondra Kayd

@shondrakayd.bsky.social

Professional weirdo… literally get paid to dress up and pretend I’m other people

197 Followers  |  98 Following  |  247 Posts  |  Joined: 25.09.2024  |  1.8475

Latest posts by shondrakayd.bsky.social on Bluesky

Did I yell these at a man, or at ikea furniture today? Guess for each
1) IS IT IN!?
2) OMG ITS IN FINALLY BUT NEEDS TO BE SCREWED HARDER
3) STOP COMING OUT DAMNIT
4) I am so disappointed in you
5) this does not feel as good as I thought it would

31.05.2025 22:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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29.05.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does this give chameleon vibes? Or do I need more variety? 🤔

29.05.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LADIES…. I just found out why men want to stress us OUT alll the time… apparently a messed up vagus nerve causes loss of a gag reflex 💀

27.05.2025 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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LAST OF US I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!!!!! 😤

Also 7 episodes this season… with THAT ENDING!? Ahhhh

26.05.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I hang out with a friend in film I get inspired, then do a bunch of work like writing or learning more editing or filming skills.

I need to hang with more film people more often!!!

05.05.2025 20:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had an amazing dream someone paid for my kids and I to travel to Japan!!!
👀 I wouldn’t turn that down irl if anyone feels like it 🤣❤️

05.05.2025 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Knowing my kids are safe and healthy after months of a big scare, spring showing up, and many little positive things, have really renewed my sense of hope and lit some creative sparks under my butt 🥰

03.05.2025 12:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SPRING!!!!! Real beautiful amazing reviver of hope bringer of life SPRING!!!! How I love your warm breeze filled with the scent of flowering trees. You wake up my soul and melt the last pieces of winter that laid frost on my heart. How I adore you SPRING!!!!!

02.05.2025 12:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t tell many people that my daughter was going to a neurosurgeon today, or that I was so stressed I wanted to collapse about the possibility my baby girl needed brain surgery…

But I can share the AMAZING NEWS she doesn’t need the surgery and I am crying tears of relief!!!!!

29.04.2025 17:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t forget to vote Canada ❤️

28.04.2025 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cool cool, just found out the hard way that when you have AirPlay on your tv and a porn popup video plays, it can auto play on the tv through airplay 💀😭🤦🏻‍♀️😅

28.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If I can’t text you random stuff like this, I can’t be your friend 🤣

26.04.2025 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 😏🤣 meet my new boyfriend 😝

26.04.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Go in to preorder switch 2… they keep talking about games for my kids and what a nice gift for my kids… I just smile and nod and say “yeah… for my kids” 🤣

25.04.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah and 90% of the time I love gallows humor. I’m in a weird headspace and totally not registering things at the moment ❤️

22.04.2025 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also if he did jump he could kill others in the process… which really isn’t ok

22.04.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d rather they all get proper mental health supports 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I’m weird like that

22.04.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A normally 5 minute drive took me 1hr 46 minutes cause someone decided to threaten to jump off a bridge onto the highway… I’ve now parked my car and am walking home… it will take me 15 minutes to walk that far

22.04.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to watch conclave today…. But it feels a little on the nose 😅

Rest in peace Pope Francis.

22.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw a spider in my bathroom, it’s his bathroom now 🤷🏻‍♀️

21.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has an amazing dream that included travelling and being on a film set, and feeling healthier than ever before own my life. It was the best

19.04.2025 12:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Broken bones, natural childbirth, torn cartilage…. Pft ignored…. But a PAPER CUT!? THAT hurts!!!!!

16.04.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today years old when I found out different people have a different number pinky toe bones, some with two and some with three 🤯

Only found out after breaking mine

16.04.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Parenting: I broke my toes and I’m comforting my kids about it while I’m on the floor in pain 😅

15.04.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s funny, so many people believe if you admit to difficulty in life you’re weak… but how many weight lifters pretend they don’t have the ability to pick up heavy weights?

14.04.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hot mess sandwich

14.04.2025 18:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Went out, felt pretty so did the whole bathroom selfie thing 🤣 42 isn’t so bad 😁

13.04.2025 03:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hey ma, the new marvel prequel Dr Dooms spa day just came out 😅🤣💀

12.04.2025 03:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If I go to sleep like this, am I legally required to do one of those “morning ritual” videos!? 😅🤣

12.04.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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