What’s the weirdest food an airline has tried to serve you?
Air Canada served us a pickled okra relish thing that nobody ate.
“get your f*cking ass up and work”
on a rock without my crocs 🙀
My boyfriend got pulled on stage 🤣
He’s so hot omg
This was a hot yoga class 🥵
Yoga flow classes be like:
Sun Salutation 1: 4 moves
Sun Salutation 2: 6 moves
Flow: 26 moves on each side & just do your own thing when you forget the sequence
kinda feeling these disposable undies from the spa
mama & me
Elephant sanctuary where we fed and bathed rescued elephants. This lady is 18 and is already a mama. (I cried twice)
James just told me he’s only had one Auntie Anne’s pretzel in his lifetime.
Two more days in Thailand & I’ve given in to having visible sweat at all times & going out of my way to walk in the shade.
The never ending sauna.
📍Chiang Mai, Thailand
Mu Ko Ang Thong National Park
Thailand
I think the taxi dropped us off at the wrong temple…
Good morn from Koh Samui, Thailand 🇹🇭
Keep thinking I have hematuria, but have to remember it’s the beet juice
we like the view
Humans are an invasive species.
📍gay bar in Bangkok
could only sleep for 3 hours on the plane ☠️
Here’s to a 20h travel day
Harambe would have hugged Punch 🥲
Someone pass me another tissue. I will hug you, Punch.
Ironically, the Talarico-Colbert interview probably garnered more attention from this FCC stunt. I likely wouldn’t have watched it had it aired normally, but now everyone’s talking about it…definite backfire
LOVE P!NK
A beautiful croc in the wild 💕
tajin?
Year of the horsec*ck
(we were emulating the freaky lady doing this stretch on Instagram)
It’s finally cold in Portland and I just audibly brrrr’ed but it came out like a horse neigh.
#yearofthehorse
Tahini Falafel Smith 🧑🏽🍼
