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Crocs stay on during. Portland, OR 🌲

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I think the taxi dropped us off at the wrong temple…

28.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 229    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0
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Good morn from Koh Samui, Thailand 🇹🇭

27.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 180    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Keep thinking I have hematuria, but have to remember it’s the beet juice

26.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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we like the view

25.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 300    🔁 4    💬 8    📌 1

Humans are an invasive species.

24.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 57    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1
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📍gay bar in Bangkok

23.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 559    🔁 6    💬 11    📌 0
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could only sleep for 3 hours on the plane ☠️

22.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 269    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0
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Here’s to a 20h travel day

21.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 210    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Harambe would have hugged Punch 🥲

20.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Someone pass me another tissue. I will hug you, Punch.

19.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 51    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ironically, the Talarico-Colbert interview probably garnered more attention from this FCC stunt. I likely wouldn’t have watched it had it aired normally, but now everyone’s talking about it…definite backfire

19.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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LOVE P!NK

19.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 183    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

A beautiful croc in the wild 💕

19.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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someone doesn’t know the difference between tajin and tahini…

18.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tajin?

18.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Year of the horsec*ck

(we were emulating the freaky lady doing this stretch on Instagram)

18.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 115    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

It’s finally cold in Portland and I just audibly brrrr’ed but it came out like a horse neigh.

#yearofthehorse

18.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Tahini Falafel Smith 🧑🏽‍🍼

18.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After watching bobsled, I’m gonna ask the barber for a “monobob”

17.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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shirtless version

17.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 585    🔁 22    💬 7    📌 1
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They’re just happy to see you

17.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 516    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 0

Late to watching RuPaul this week. Strong episode!

Darlene & Athena made me LOL.
Congrats to Myki.
And I gasped at Juicy’s handstand walk into a split - iconic.

16.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spoorgy

16.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

15.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 1181    🔁 30    💬 16    📌 0
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vday swag

14.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 272    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Tag someone that looks like this

13.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

Very entertained by this mahjong saga happening at the retirement community.

Barbara sounds like an absolute menace at the table and pissing everyone off.

13.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Text from bubs after he left the dentist:

12.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 96    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Not this trip, Bangkok + Koh Samui + Chiang Mai

12.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seven shifts then off to Thailand! 🇹🇭

11.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 439    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0