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Yo it's called "Skate" not "Skank".

Is it mandatory that bottoms never have a room to go back to at the con or is it just tradition?

Can you turn a druid into a Bag of Holding if you give them all your stuff and they turn into a pigeon or whatever?
WotC's silence on matter this speaks volumes.

This makes so much more sense. Now I know why Grindr kept going off during my binge sessions!

Adding Gatorade powder to my tequila shots so I can stay fit and get drunk at the same time.

This is proof that drag queens will do anything for $1,000.

The question mark makes it seem like one of you is a mystery fighter.

Never have I ever found a meat wrapped in bread I didn't like.

"Only the important stuff." As he paints in the caustic refraction through the cum spray.

Big. Have tusk. Sometimes green? Often hot.

So envious of this level of talent.

No but if you take it to your local lube facility you can get a tax credit.

It's worth looking into one of those super long depth trainer dildos for throat play. If you want to max out your gag control stat, those toys are super fun.

"Ted Kaczynski's talents include:
- Sustainable farming
- Creative writing
- Exploding multiple innocent people"

I'm now taking investors for my million dollar game technology idea: skippable loading screens.

I graduated high school charging-station-cum-restaurant.

Go up to people who say they're real Vampires and call it Stolen Pallor.

I'm for sure using "Sure buddy." on a sub sometime.

Ahh, then perhaps distribute them uniformly and then randomly offset them from their starting points?

Have you tried using Perlin noise? That'll give you randomness that's as continuous or discontinuous as you would like, and it works well for any dimensionality.

Paint brushes be like "I'm designed to exclusively be dipped into liquids. Oh but make sure I don't get at all wet or my handle will crumble into dust."

Cool, hot, good conversationalist~

Sometimes I accidentally hit enter before typing in my password on Windows and it will sit there for ten seconds "thinking" about whether my password is a blank with zero characters.

I firmly believe that the developers implemented that as a feature just to call me a dumbass.

Damn it has veins on the outside and everything. Hot!

That plug looks soooo good! Is that from Flurb.me?

Congraaaats! Enjoy the moment, Cat!

Born to be pedantic enough to say "To each his own."
Born to be woke enough to say "To each their own." 😭

Blender rendering full 3D in realtime while AfterEffects shits itself on a JPEG.

If you are what you eat then I'm 80% Pepto Bismol, Ibuprofen, and Gabapentin.

"What if pizza was soup in a bread bowl and terrible?"